its quiet...

[Under Lights]

It's Thursday. I usually go out at lunch break (30 mins) for something to eat on a Thursday. I either pre-order in a small bistro close to us (today I haven't) or go to a local shop that does dinners. Chicken curry, rice and chips is the plan for today.

Thursday's also means brand new Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother on E4.

[ziggysego]

I'm sat at work and hungry. Taking a half day, 1.30pm, to go home. Workmen coming in to fit a new backdoor. I'm hungry now though.

[Hereiam]

I'm sitting at work, hungry, looking out the window and thinking of what useful work I could be doing at home instead of wasting my time in this place.

[Under Lights]

I'm sitting at work, hungry, looking out the window and thinking of what useful work I could be doing at home instead of wasting my time in this place.

We don't have windows in our office (apart from on the computer  ((as in the computer programme geddit?)) People coming in saying 'B'jayus its a great day outside'. My lawn needs cut. Lunch at 13.30.
Let's be having you.

Anyone know of anywhere different I could go for lunch today in Cookstown- want in and out quick as only have the 30 mins.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

I'm sat at work and hungry. Taking a half day, 1.30pm, to go home. Workmen coming in to fit a new backdoor. I'm hungry now though.

Did someone bash your back door in?

(forgive me, im bored too. and hungry)

[Under Lights]

I'm sat at work and hungry. Taking a half day, 1.30pm, to go home. Workmen coming in to fit a new backdoor. I'm hungry now though.

Did someone bash your back door in?

(forgive me, im bored too. and hungry)

Have you ever had a back door experience? With either a male or female partner?

[lawnseed]

Thinking of selling a kidney. How much is the going rate?  Or maybe my eyes.. They are blue and quite nice I was once told.. How much are nice eyes making? £20000? 100000? Or what about my arse? Its old but good as new I could give a warranty with it. Its a babe magnet!! No need for chat up lines with this kit just stand at the bar and let it do its stuff.. The laydees will be queing up.. Also good for holding up your trousers/jeans.. none of that justin beiber pants falling down stuff with a peach like this one. Then theres the acoustics.. good high pitched sound always none of that sbd or worse still sloppy slackness or leakage. Yeah im blessed in the rear dept.. Wouldnt sell this  arse for diamonds.. But the kidney.. Who knows times are tough..

[lawnseed]

Jeans? When do men stop wearing jeans? About 40? I have a few pairs but I prefer the cargo pants when im working. If im going out I dress up a little so the jeans dont get out much.. So i'd say 45 jeans are sidelined. Anyway I couldnt hack those fallie down no ass type. Wrangler for me or 501s.

Also beware of fellas who cant fill the arse of thier jeans its a sure sign of someone who cannot be trusted.

[Myles Na G.]

Jeans? When do men stop wearing jeans? About 40? I have a few pairs but I prefer the cargo pants when im working. If im going out I dress up a little so the jeans dont get out much.. So i'd say 45 jeans are sidelined. Anyway I couldnt hack those fallie down no ass type. Wrangler for me or 501s.

Also beware of fellas who cant fill the arse of thier jeans its a sure sign of someone who cannot be trusted.

501s and a pair of doc marten shoes. Fashion is temporary, but class is permanent.

[lawnseed]

Jeans? When do men stop wearing jeans? About 40? I have a few pairs but I prefer the cargo pants when im working. If im going out I dress up a little so the jeans dont get out much.. So i'd say 45 jeans are sidelined. Anyway I couldnt hack those fallie down no ass type. Wrangler for me or 501s.

Also beware of fellas who cant fill the arse of thier jeans its a sure sign of someone who cannot be trusted.

501s and a pair of doc marten shoes. Fashion is temporary, but class is permanent.

That sounds a bit iffy, are you able to fill the arse of those 501s myles? Are you sure they wouldnt be hanging off ya? What about nice pair of fatigued calf hide square toed cowboy boots? Those effin DMs always sweated my feet. Im picturing you here looking like BROS..
Your probably picturing me like mathew mcconnaghy.

[Myles Na G.]

Jeans? When do men stop wearing jeans? About 40? I have a few pairs but I prefer the cargo pants when im working. If im going out I dress up a little so the jeans dont get out much.. So i'd say 45 jeans are sidelined. Anyway I couldnt hack those fallie down no ass type. Wrangler for me or 501s.

Also beware of fellas who cant fill the arse of thier jeans its a sure sign of someone who cannot be trusted.

501s and a pair of doc marten shoes. Fashion is temporary, but class is permanent.

That sounds a bit iffy, are you able to fill the arse of those 501s myles? Are you sure they wouldnt be hanging off ya? What about nice pair of fatigued calf hide square toed cowboy boots? Those effin DMs always sweated my feet. Im picturing you here looking like BROS..
Your probably picturing me like mathew mcconnaghy.

I fill the arse of them only too well, unfortunately.  Boots are for young men only. Once you get past a certain age, you just shouldn't. Bit like denim jackets. Shaved heads are good.

Now you're picturing Jimmy Somerville.

[lawnseed]

Jeans? When do men stop wearing jeans? About 40? I have a few pairs but I prefer the cargo pants when im working. If im going out I dress up a little so the jeans dont get out much.. So i'd say 45 jeans are sidelined. Anyway I couldnt hack those fallie down no ass type. Wrangler for me or 501s.

Also beware of fellas who cant fill the arse of thier jeans its a sure sign of someone who cannot be trusted.

501s and a pair of doc marten shoes. Fashion is temporary, but class is permanent.

That sounds a bit iffy, are you able to fill the arse of those 501s myles? Are you sure they wouldnt be hanging off ya? What about nice pair of fatigued calf hide square toed cowboy boots? Those effin DMs always sweated my feet. Im picturing you here looking like BROS..
Your probably picturing me like mathew mcconnaghy.

I fill the arse of them only too well, unfortunately.  Boots are for young men only. Once you get past a certain age, you just shouldn't. Bit like denim jackets. Shaved heads are good.

Now you're picturing Jimmy Somerville.

I believe you myles. Only a man with a full arse would see where im at.. The wee dweeby fellas with no arses would be looking to meet up now for a fight..
You could join my " good craic" club.. you need an arse and you must be good craic.. Consider yourself a member from now on..

[Brick Tamlin]

If bouts of flatulence are a prerequisite to join then im in.
Ive 3 arses and im good craic.

[lawnseed]

If bouts of flatulence are a prerequisite to join then im in.
Ive 3 arses and im good craic.

Its possible to be overweight and stiill not have an arse brick. All belly and no arse isnt great either... I picturing sinbad out of brookside..
You could be in the club..
A sure sign is if all the trousers you buy need taken up.. You get the waist size you need but the legs are too long.. Honesty is  valued in the good craic club..

[muppet]

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