Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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trileacman

Continuing in the vein of faux outrage her ex had this to say,

"I am happy with the sentence but in my eyes it is not enough," he said. "For me, the life of a dog is just as much as a human life so there should be the same punishment."

I'd say he wouldn't be the sharpest tool in the shed to go out with that hallion.  ::)
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theskull1

The moderate Orangeman Mervyn Gibson.

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laoislad

Jennifer Lawrence voted worlds sexiest woman...really?

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Orior

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Tony Baloney

Quote from: Orior on May 06, 2014, 10:38:02 PM
Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:18:54 PM
Jennifer Lawrence voted worlds sexiest woman...really?

Rule 1.
Fcuk sake Laoislad she is no Debbie McGee but I have seen worse! Hardly WTF!


laoislad

You wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting but Worlds sexiest woman......I mean really??
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:44:42 PM
You wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting but Worlds sexiest woman......I mean really??
Well then give us your top 3.

laoislad

Quote from: Tony Baloney on May 06, 2014, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:44:42 PM
You wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting but Worlds sexiest woman......I mean really??
Well then give us your top 3.
I've only a Top 1 and that's my wife......(just in case she reads this)

Would you put Jennifer Lawrence #1?
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

ballinaman



Tony Baloney

Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:52:02 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on May 06, 2014, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:44:42 PM
You wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting but Worlds sexiest woman......I mean really??
Well then give us your top 3.
I've only a Top 1 and that's my wife......(just in case she reads this)

Would you put Jennifer Lawrence #1?
Naw. Hardly WTF though.

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:52:02 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on May 06, 2014, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: laoislad on May 06, 2014, 10:44:42 PM
You wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting but Worlds sexiest woman......I mean really??
Well then give us your top 3.
I've only a Top 1 and that's my wife......(just in case she reads this)

Would you put Jennifer Lawrence #1?


Billys Boots

Jaysus bc, that's hardly necessary - there goes me breakfast.
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