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This would be useful for the long drive into Paris 

Great draw for Antrim, another glamour tie against  a 'top 2' side.
Good luck to Baker and all the boys.

Us Derry boys will all be rooting for you, We've Feck all else to look forward to now  

Looked to me like lynn rushed the shot but got it away and then was hit late, wasn't convinced it was a foul at the time.
He'll carry that miss on his shoulders for the rest of his career though 

[He hopped over and chased the young boys and turned to get the girl straightened up,]

hmmm still too many names to include all i have here , prob about 30 in total ffs i cant have a poll with 30 men, i could have a gang bang with 30 men but not a poll 

True story,

a work colleague was in Derry last week and chatting to a resident on the street he was working in.

The man tells him he went to investigate a commotion at the bottom of the garden the night before.
He looked over the wall and saw a young girl buck naked with some young fell hard at her and his 3 mates watching on waiting their turn.

He hopped over and chased the young boys and turned to get the girl straightened up,

She offered him on if he wanted !


The question I wanted to know.....

Are you living in Derry Tyronegirl or were you just visiting !! 

If thats true, Jesus it would be hard to walk away. Man them Nordie birds are unreal.

Why?

Why what?

why did he jumpt over thefence and chase them off?

So he could have a go himself  , the story stopped at her offer,

The end of the story...

The guy knew the girl, she was only about 15 and out of her head (drunk or on drugs) so he took her home to her ma.

hmmm still too many names to include all i have here , prob about 30 in total ffs i cant have a poll with 30 men, i could have a gang bang with 30 men but not a poll 

True story,

a work colleague was in Derry last week and chatting to a resident on the street he was working in.

The man tells him he went to investigate a commotion at the bottom of the garden the night before.
He looked over the wall and saw a young girl buck naked with some young fell hard at her and his 3 mates watching on waiting their turn.

He hopped over and chased the young boys and turned to get the girl straightened up,

She offered him on if he wanted !


The question I wanted to know.....

Are you living in Derry Tyronegirl or were you just visiting !! 

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1. Age: 24

2. Height: 6'1"

3. Weight: 13st 12

4. Hairy Chest: none, trust me I don't need hair on this marble 

5. Marital Status: taken

6. Distance Head to Root: 10" (of course)

7. Why I should be Mr GAABOARD 2009: No chance of me even getting in on the action  but it'll pass the time in work next week





Maybe if I cry enuf leenie will put in a good word 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vega+4+life+is+beautiful

Green man, that google thing is cool, how do you do that ??

6 day x 52 weeks x 23 years x £400/day = £2,870,400

Holy F*$k.

How would you get doing that for 23 yrs?

Did you get that from the daily Sport ? 

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for a cuppa..time out,with the both ends off an suck the tea through the bar,the chocolate is completely melted an gorgeous
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Ah dolly, that quote just might get you my vote, the image in my head now 

that one came through work last year,
A girl here kept at it for a few weeks and finished it. After the finishing the first 100 you get another 7 bonus questions to answer.

then she found there is an impossible quiz 2.

Don't think she ever got around to finishing it.

If you get stuck, give me a shout and I'll see if we can help. 

[NINE WORDS WOMEN USE]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine..


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
'whatever').


8 Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

Was no training last nite so stop the 'shite' stirring 

The answer is £618,865.00.

What is the question?

KaKa's monthly salary ??

Rafa Benitez (You call Lucas a footballer ?)
Alex Ferguson (time you retired old man)

Would be good craic getting the 2 of them together 

And Angelina Jolie (Brad getting a bit old don't you think !)