MR GAABOARD 2009

[milltown row]

behave yourself. i'm not at the age were i'm starting to shrink yet.

christ on that point, was talking to a clubman today who when i think back was a giant of a man and its not looking good for me

[Tony Baloney]

Age: 31

Height: 6' 1

Weight: 14.5 stone

Hairy Chest: Correct

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: a country mile

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: If you seen "it" you would know..............

14.5 stone? You should get your scales checked out.

Milltown must have arms like something swinging from a tyre in Belfast zoo.

[milltown row]

Age: 31

Height: 6' 1

Weight: 14.5 stone

Hairy Chest: Correct

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: a country mile

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: If you seen "it" you would know..............

14.5 stone? You should get your scales checked out.

Milltown must have arms like something swinging from a tyre in Belfast zoo.

arms???

[Tyrones own]

Distance thing: no idea. I do have a 5 inch tongue.

Ladies, I think we have our winner. 

I wouldn't be so sure Maggie, he exaggerated his height, so there's no guarantee this is the truth either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVeBt2wR6O4&feature=related

Treas, Maggie and Tyrone girl on a near future trip to Reno to meet Puck

[Puckoon]

that's a little unsettling TO!

I wouldn't be seen dead in that shirt or drinking an alcopop.

Even if they are delicious and refreshing...

[Tyrones own]

I was actually trying to find the Bud one where he offers to buy a couple of girls a drink
but of course is shot down, they then see him lick the bottom of the bud bottle while throwing
the size 16 cowboy boots onto the table to the sound of the horse whinnying (sp).....Classic 

[SLIGONIAN]

Well most of the interest is in the other thread so I thought it would leave people a bit of time to think about nominations.

I'm busy tonight and no internet access tomorrow so heres people I think should be in the poll

Pints
Puck
Ziggy
Boojangles
Yes I Would
LL
BCB
Gs Man
dodgy umpire
oneill
trevor hill
D4S as he has a hairy chest (proof is required tho!)
Ballyhaise Man
SK
Tony Baloney (as long as he keeps me out of induction!)
Sligonian
Drinking Harp

There's a good start anyway!

Thanks DG,

Age: 27

Height: 5"6  

Weight: 9 stone 4lbs

Hairy Chest: The only hair I have is on my head if you catch my drift , sorry downgirl.

Marital Status: Single by choice

Distance from wrist to elbow: Only thing Ive measured is my shoe size is 11

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: My nickname is Tripod

[Our Nail Loney]

Well most of the interest is in the other thread so I thought it would leave people a bit of time to think about nominations.

I'm busy tonight and no internet access tomorrow so heres people I think should be in the poll

Pints
Puck
Ziggy
Boojangles
Yes I Would
LL
BCB
Gs Man
dodgy umpire
oneill
trevor hill
D4S as he has a hairy chest (proof is required tho!)
Ballyhaise Man
SK
Tony Baloney (as long as he keeps me out of induction!)
Sligonian
Drinking Harp




There's a good start anyway!

Frig sake Downgirl I've been nominated twice and ya don't even put me in the list!!


I am officially launching my campaign.

1. Age: 24

2. Height: 5 foot 10

3. Weight: 14 stone and a couple of punds for good luck!

4. Hairy Chest: Hariest 24 year old in the South Armagh region (allegedy)

5. Marital Status: Single

6. Distance from wrist to elbow: How the f**k am I going to know that?!

7. Why I should be Mr GAABOARD 2009: Because if you were standing I'd vote for you.

This I can confirm, I remember in 4th an 5th year PE sitting there in amazement at Tac's chest/body hair, Teen Wolf springs to mind.

[muppet]

Tacadoir in Romeo and Juliet (he's playing Juliet)

[JohnMitchellInman]

hmmm still too many names to include all i have here , prob about 30 in total ffs i cant have a poll with 30 men, i could have a gang bang with 30 men but not a poll 

True story,

a work colleague was in Derry last week and chatting to a resident on the street he was working in.

The man tells him he went to investigate a commotion at the bottom of the garden the night before.
He looked over the wall and saw a young girl buck naked with some young fell hard at her and his 3 mates watching on waiting their turn.

He hopped over and chased the young boys and turned to get the girl straightened up,

She offered him on if he wanted !


The question I wanted to know.....

Are you living in Derry Tyronegirl or were you just visiting !! 

If thats true, Jesus it would be hard to walk away. Man them Nordie birds are unreal.

Why?

Why what?

why did he jumpt over thefence and chase them off?

So he could have a go himself  , the story stopped at her offer,

The end of the story...

The guy knew the girl, she was only about 15 and out of her head (drunk or on drugs) so he took her home to her ma.

[T O Hare]

Well most of the interest is in the other thread so I thought it would leave people a bit of time to think about nominations.

I'm busy tonight and no internet access tomorrow so heres people I think should be in the poll

Pints
Puck
Ziggy
Boojangles
Yes I Would
LL
BCB
Gs Man
dodgy umpire
oneill
trevor hill
D4S as he has a hairy chest (proof is required tho!)
Ballyhaise Man
SK
Tony Baloney (as long as he keeps me out of induction!)
Sligonian
Drinking Harp




There's a good start anyway!

Frig sake Downgirl I've been nominated twice and ya don't even put me in the list!!


I am officially launching my campaign.

1. Age: 24

2. Height: 5 foot 10

3. Weight: 14 stone and a couple of punds for good luck!

4. Hairy Chest: Hariest 24 year old in the South Armagh region (allegedy)

5. Marital Status: Single

6. Distance from wrist to elbow: How the f**k am I going to know that?!

7. Why I should be Mr GAABOARD 2009: Because if you were standing I'd vote for you.

This I can confirm, I remember in 4th an 5th year PE sitting there in amazement at Tac's chest/body hair, Teen Wolf springs to mind.

I was two years above him in school but can remember him having pat jennings locks in first year!!!!

[Derry Dolly]

is there gonna b a poll put up??

decisions decisons 

[illdecide]

Age: 30ish

Height: 6'0

Weight: 15 stone

Hairy Chest: There is a few there but i'm no teen Wolfe.

Marital Status: I'm churched

Distance from wrist to elbow: Dunno what that's about but if your asking about my manhood...it's like a babies arm

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: Because i'm like Loreal...Because i'm worth it

[Derry Dolly]

Age: 30ish

Height: 6'0

Weight: 15 stone

Hairy Chest: There is a few there but i'm no teen Wolfe.

Marital Status: I'm churched

Distance from wrist to elbow: Dunno what that's about but if your asking about my manhood...it's like a babies arm

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: Because i'm like Loreal...Because i'm worth it

get ur coat illdecide

[illdecide]

Why have i pulled