Worst Chat Up Lines Ever!

[ziggysego]

What is the worst chat up line you've used or seen been used?

10 years ago I was out with a mate in Omagh. He when to the barman and asked for a small bag of ice. When he came back, he placed it infront of a girl he took a notion on. He then proceeded to jump up and down on the bag. She asked him what the fu*k he was at, to which he replied "Just breaking the ice dear."

Needless to say, she told him where to go. I just fell over laughing.

[Muzz]

Is your da a baker?  Cause you've a lovely set of baps!

OR

Sex and Pizza back at mine?  To which the lady replies NO!  To which you reply "Why do you not like Pizza?"

I have been assured the second one worked - But she was fat 

[stephenite]

Overheard in Supermacs Ballina :


"how are ya fixed for a ride?"

[Hurler on the Bitch]

Here Love.. Do you fancy some sex?.... NO!... Well would you lie on your back for a while and let me have some?

[bingobus]

Hows your belly fixed for a lodger??

[Orior]

My friend over there fancies you.

[tyrone exile]

dont let this rape turn into murder

[ziggysego]

For fuc... sake exile!

[give her dixie]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[tyrone exile]

For fuc... sake exile!

what i was just quoting it!

[Down Gael]

Get your coat, you`ve pulled.

[Surreal Steve]

Get your coat, you`ve pulled.

a new one

[Norf Tyrone]

Mate walked up to a girl and gave here 10p.

....phone your da, and tell him you're staying at my place.

[Puckoon]

Id say hurler could write a thesis!

[DrinknHarp]

Are those space pants you are wearing?   because your ass is out of this world.

Your earings would look great on my nightstand.

Are your feet hurting?  (2 replies) because it looks like u fell from heaven or you have been running through my mind all nite.

I would like to congratulate your parents on the fine masterpiece they have created.