Worst Chat Up Lines Ever!

[Goats Do Shave]

A cousin of mine is terrible:

"How's your @rse for love bites?"

"What about the wavin?"


Fella: "I bet we end up sleeping together tonight..."
Girl: "What the fook makes you think that?"
Fella: "Cuz I'm stronger than you!"

Terrible!

[Zapatista]

A friend of mine approached a girl in a night club with some chat up line (can I buy you a drink or something), she said 'no'. He then said to her 'I'm sorry you must have misheard me, I said I am going for a shit'

[take_yer_points]

Guy in bar: "You're gonna get rid tonight".

Following the slap in the face and look of anger in the girls face, the guy continues:

"Standin there lookin gorgeous."

Has been used and worked - I've seen it happen!

[Hoof Hearted]

man : your eyes are like spanners
woman : why ?
man : cause when i look in them my nuts tighten

[illdecide]

I used to work with this guy who had'nt a clue, he used to wind the window down on his car and shout out to the women "Hi ya doing girl are ya keeping rightly" he really believed that that was enough to pull. Them farmers have a lot to learn

[thejuice]

"my father owns 500 head of cattle and 700 acre"

works in Dunderry,

[brokencrossbar1]

A good friend of mine used this line on many occassions, it worked quite well with the yanks!

"well, beur, you're munya, I want to ride the hole off ye!!"

[Drumanee 1]

"do you like fruit?"
girl replies "yes"
"well suck my c*ck it's a peach"

[Goats Do Shave]

A lady friend of mine was approached in Bundoran one year:

"So, what's da storrry wit you?"

God help him, her & her friend burst out laughing in his face!

Another mate used this:

"What happened when the polar bear fell over a rock?"
"Dunno... What?"
"Dunno myself, but he broke it broke the ice..."

[take_yer_points]

"do you like fruit?"
girl replies "yes"
"well suck my c*ck it's a peach"

"do you like precious stones?"
girl replies "yes"
"well suck my c*ck it's a gem"

[Drumanee 1]

"do you like fruit?"
girl replies "yes"
"well suck my c*ck it's a peach"

"do you like precious stones?"
girl replies "yes"
"well suck my c*ck it's a gem"

your like myself a sid fan

[thebandit]

A good friend of mine used this line on many occassions, it worked quite well with the yanks!

"well, beur, you're munya, I want to ride the hole off ye!!"

The most popular one in fein-land is now:

Are ya well beur? Cos your lookin well

[MayoMan]

Man:- How do you like your eggs in the morning??
Woman:- Unfertilized thanks!!
Man:- Thats ok i'll blow the load in your arse so........

Works a treat.......

Its not rape, its surprise sex!! 

[gallsman]

Surprise sex- putting the sensual into non-consensual.....

[stiffler]

here love, any chance of the dart?