Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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Tony Baloney

Quote from: Baile Brigín 2 on July 31, 2026, 06:29:05 PMhttps://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2026/0731/1586006-funeral-director-jailed/

Seat belts on for this one
Would like an opinion from one of the legal chaps on that sentence. I'll be the first one out of the traps... you get less for murder/rape etc.

Armagh18

Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 31, 2026, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Baile Brigín 2 on July 31, 2026, 06:29:05 PMhttps://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2026/0731/1586006-funeral-director-jailed/

Seat belts on for this one
Would like an opinion from one of the legal chaps on that sentence. I'll be the first one out of the traps... you get less for murder/rape etc.
Deserves every day of it. Didgusting.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Armagh18 on July 31, 2026, 06:55:10 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 31, 2026, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Baile Brigín 2 on July 31, 2026, 06:29:05 PMhttps://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2026/0731/1586006-funeral-director-jailed/

Seat belts on for this one
Would like an opinion from one of the legal chaps on that sentence. I'll be the first one out of the traps... you get less for murder/rape etc.
Deserves every day of it. Didgusting.
Don't disagree. A proper ****. In David's absence my mate ChatGPT explained the judgement and the Totality Principle to me.

nrico2006

Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 31, 2026, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Baile Brigín 2 on July 31, 2026, 06:29:05 PMhttps://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2026/0731/1586006-funeral-director-jailed/

Seat belts on for this one
Would like an opinion from one of the legal chaps on that sentence. I'll be the first one out of the traps... you get less for murder/rape etc.

That's the first thing I thought of when hearing the sentence. Murder and rape should have longer sentences though.
'To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.'


seafoid

https://x.com/motorcymick/status/2083796227397914724
NSW Police to Be Given Powers to Access and Download Phone Content on the Beat https://sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/nsw-police-to-be-given-powers-to-access-and-download-phone-content-on-the-beat/
 "... once NSW police officers have obtained access to a suspect's phone, they don't simply scroll through the owner's latest social media posts, rather, they employ a device and software developed by Israeli digital forensics company Cellebrite that once connected to a civilian's phone downloads its entire content, including all deleted messages and images" "... this capability allows NSW police to access any message the subject have ever sent, as well as "any photo they have ever taken, their location at any moment, everything they have ever searched and biometric data about who they are"" Apparently, these are the powers Israel demands the Australian governments have over the Australian population

Milltown Row2

Quote from: seafoid on August 02, 2026, 12:22:05 PMhttps://x.com/motorcymick/status/2083796227397914724
NSW Police to Be Given Powers to Access and Download Phone Content on the Beat https://sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/nsw-police-to-be-given-powers-to-access-and-download-phone-content-on-the-beat/
 "... once NSW police officers have obtained access to a suspect's phone, they don't simply scroll through the owner's latest social media posts, rather, they employ a device and software developed by Israeli digital forensics company Cellebrite that once connected to a civilian's phone downloads its entire content, including all deleted messages and images" "... this capability allows NSW police to access any message the subject have ever sent, as well as "any photo they have ever taken, their location at any moment, everything they have ever searched and biometric data about who they are"" Apparently, these are the powers Israel demands the Australian governments have over the Australian population

How you going to explain those dick pics seafoid?  ;D
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Get them off ye

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imtommygunn

Whoever administers the Irish news sports account on X mustn't realise they're on that account and not their own as they're retweeting quite anti reform material today  ;D  (I don't disagree with it but I doubt it;'s intentianal  ;D )

Oh and on that note reform and how that muppet says they will "stop the boats" or just reform in general.

tiempo

Quote from: DaleCooper on August 05, 2026, 12:20:21 AMCambridge Uni taken in by fabulist and academic fraud. Amusing story.

His sporting achievements inc playing soccer/ snooker professionally and running 600 miles in 6 days.

https://freebeacon.com/campus/star-cambridge-professor-jason-arday-lied-for-years-about-raising-millions-for-charity-simon-schuster-scrubbed-financial-details-from-his-new-memoir-and-falsehoods-from-his-bio/

A phd in copy and paste, what a fecking legend  ;D  ;D  ;D

DaleCooper

Its very funny. Theres a clip of a snooty Cambridge lady saying "oh well its just such a privlege to have a world leading scholar with us".

Degrees being devalued? Paf! This is GOLD

Funniest bit is he has a book being released by S&S this week. He will "fail" upwards again is my guess.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhkTeGi3E_U

armaghniac

Quote from: tiempo on August 05, 2026, 03:30:12 PM
Quote from: DaleCooper on August 05, 2026, 12:20:21 AMCambridge Uni taken in by fabulist and academic fraud. Amusing story.

His sporting achievements inc playing soccer/ snooker professionally and running 600 miles in 6 days.

https://freebeacon.com/campus/star-cambridge-professor-jason-arday-lied-for-years-about-raising-millions-for-charity-simon-schuster-scrubbed-financial-details-from-his-new-memoir-and-falsehoods-from-his-bio/

A phd in copy and paste, what a fecking legend  ;D  ;D  ;D

A credible Professor of fiction.
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