If All Ireland county teams were World Cup countries

Started by Soju, June 22, 2026, 06:32:06 AM

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Soju

If this yrs all ire county teams were 2026 World Cup countries. Just abit a craic.

France - Kerry
Argentina - Galway
Spain - Tyrone
England - Cork
USA - Mayo
Netherlands - Monaghan
Croatia - Meath
Japan - Westmeath
Portugal -Donegal
Canada - Cavan
Belgium -Roscommon
Morocco - Louth
Sweden - Kildare
Germany - Dublin
Colombia - Armagh
Mexico - Derry

AustinPowers

I'd swop the first two

Argentina - Kerry
France - Galway

England - Mayo
Germany - Armagh
Belgium - Donegal
USA - Louth
Spain - Derry
Croatia - Monaghan
Netherlands - Meath
Portugal - Roscommon

Main Street

Just using the last 8

Germany - Dublin. (never rule out the Dubs)

Norway - Louth. ( Louth, finally a flair team)

France - Kerry. (sort of a 'Je ne sais quoi.' about Kerry football)

Egypt - Galway.  (the false pharaohs)

Mexico - Mayo.    (MACO)

Japan - Tyrone.    (no explanation needed)

Cape Verde - Cork   ( brave heroic skillful but ultimately.   ....)

Argentina - Monaghan. (after all,  it's my choice)

Aristo 60

Ireland - Down. Ought to have been there and a great bunch of lads.

Shamrock Shore


weareros

#5
Netherlands - Mayo. Always capable of making the final.
Scotland - Ros. Early exit but not before partying well. Decent team late 70s and good memories of hammering Netherlands.
USA - Louth. When did they get so good?
France - Kerry. Deschamps is the French Jack O'Connor
Argentina - Tyrone. One used to have scruffy hair, the other scruffy beards. Cynical, bad ass but skillful.
Brazil - Galway. Reputation built on past glories but critics always rate them
Croatia - Monaghan Just when you thought some auld lads were no longer top 8
Dublin - yeah Germany, can now be beaten by a minnow but still take out a top team
Portugal - Cork. A few lads up front with no pace but dangerous if given space


AustinPowers


statto

Quote from: AustinPowers on June 24, 2026, 11:35:36 PMI thought no I'll change  one

Scotland - Mayo
You are giving Scotland way too much credit here, Mayo have dined at the top table for a number of years never the case with Scotland. 

AustinPowers

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QuoteI thought no I'll change  one

Scotland - Mayo
You are giving Scotland way too much credit here, Mayo have dined at the top table for a number of years never the case with Scotland.
True , but that first half reminded me of  the 2016 final where  Mayo scored two OGs

sensethetone

Derry - England.. they've only ever won it once..

DaleCooper

Quote from: sensethetone on June 25, 2026, 10:49:26 AMDerry - England.. they've only ever won it once..

Same colours and the Capital is London....

From the Bunker

Quote from: AustinPowers on June 25, 2026, 10:38:22 AM
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QuoteI thought no I'll change  one

Scotland - Mayo
You are giving Scotland way too much credit here, Mayo have dined at the top table for a number of years never the case with Scotland.
True , but that first half reminded me of  the 2016 final where  Mayo scored two OGs

That was a final. Scotland were never in a final - lazy unthought out comparison.



AustinPowers

Quote from: From the Bunker on June 25, 2026, 09:41:51 PM
Quote from: AustinPowers on June 25, 2026, 10:38:22 AM
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QuoteI thought no I'll change  one

Scotland - Mayo
You are giving Scotland way too much credit here, Mayo have dined at the top table for a number of years never the case with Scotland.
True , but that first half reminded me of  the 2016 final where  Mayo scored two OGs

That was a final. Scotland were never in a final - lazy unthought out comparison.




I was thinking  more that Scotland usually find  bizarre ways to lose (or not qualify) , like Mayo.

It's not a great comparison I grant you , but it  was on past my bedtime

From the Bunker

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I was thinking  more that Scotland usually find  bizarre ways to lose (or not qualify) , like Mayo.

It's not a great comparison I grant you , but it  was on past my bedtime

I presume you are predominantly referring to Mayo v Dublin games where Dublin in every instance had the better bench coming on. I seen it as more Dublin having the superior squad and pulling away with fresher legs.

There was never a time coming into the final minutes of those games where Dublin were trying to reel in a Mayo lead.

Mayo struggled to get to finals and semi-finals those years. Dublin strolled through Leinster and all the rest.

Those days are well behind Mayo and today's group can only dream of being as competitive. They'll win or lose by small margins on the day against average sides as all average sides do.

Wildweasel74