The official "moon landings were a hoax" thread for nut jobs

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Michael Collins did not die at Béal na mBláth. He survived and piloted the command module for Apollo 11.

[Eamonnca1]

Okay now lads, all joking aside. How many of you seriously think the landings were fake? No satirical or sarcastic replies please.

[Forever Green]

Of course they aren`t fake ffs. Don`t be so ridiculous

There is no moon to fake them on

[trileacman]

Okay now lads, all joking aside. How many of you seriously think the landings were fake? No satirical or sarcastic replies please.

Me.

[Main Street]

I was convinced by this evidence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=960vBSKT-Pw&feature=player_embedded

[rrhf]

The Americans landed men on the moon alright,but only because they had the technology from the UFO that crashed at Roswell.

They were able to attach the mark 3 nuclear fusion side woofters alien issue capable of power without parallel onto appollo. They stopped On the moon on the way back from Jupiter.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

The human race is capable of some unbelievable stupidity where greed is concerned, and that would be just about the most boneheaded of the lot -- if the moon loses any (or all) of its gravitational pull on the Earth, life as we know it, would change utterly.

What force in the universe could cause that to happen?

Join the dots deiseach ...

Mass of Earth's moon: 10,000 metric tons (lunar gravity), or 73,728,395,061,728,395,062 metric tons (Earth's gravity equivalent)

Total volume of coal mined on Earth by China alone in 2009 alone (now all up in atmospheric smoke) : 3,000,000 metric tons.

[Main Street]

I use to wonder how that one legged Chinaman could jump 1.9m.

[deiseach]

Join the dots deiseach ...

Mass of Earth's moon: 10,000 metric tons (lunar gravity), or 73,728,395,061,728,395,062 metric tons (Earth's gravity equivalent)

Total volume of coal mined on Earth by China alone in 2009 alone (now all up in atmospheric smoke) : 3,000,000 metric tons.

Oh come on. Even if the 3,000,000 tonnes you mention were significant - there'd only be 73,728,395,061,725,395,062 tonnes left! - the coal dust hasn't floated out past the Moon. The atmosphere is held in place by the Earth's gravity. And what about all the gravity from  the people in China? There are probably one billion more people living in China than there were a century ago. At an average weight of 50kg, that's an extra 50 million tonnes of gravitational force right there. It's amazing we can't touch the Moon at this stage.

[deiseach]

I use to wonder how that one legged Chinaman could jump 1.9m.

Aye, they all jumped at the same time and he bounced up.

[Franko]

Join the dots deiseach ...

Mass of Earth's moon: 10,000 metric tons (lunar gravity), or 73,728,395,061,728,395,062 metric tons (Earth's gravity equivalent)

Total volume of coal mined on Earth by China alone in 2009 alone (now all up in atmospheric smoke) : 3,000,000 metric tons.

Oh come on. Even if the 3,000,000 tonnes you mention were significant - there'd only be 73,728,395,061,725,395,062 tonnes left! - the coal dust hasn't floated out past the Moon. The atmosphere is held in place by the Earth's gravity. And what about all the gravity from  the people in China? There are probably one billion more people living in China than there were a century ago. At an average weight of 50kg, that's an extra 50 million tonnes of gravitational force right there. It's amazing we can't touch the Moon at this stage.

I dont think you've really thought this one through deiseach have you.   

[deiseach]

I dont think you've really thought this one through deiseach have you.   

Did you seriously think that was serious?

[Franko]

I dont think you've really thought this one through deiseach have you.   

Did you seriously think that was serious?

Ah I see, sure I was only joking... a likely story...   

[deiseach]

Ah I see, sure I was only joking... a likely story...   

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[Nally Stand]

Seriously?