Great Phrases

Quagmire · February 14, 2009, 01:45:17 PM

I once heard of a girl who'd an arse on her like a bag of hammers!!

longball · February 16, 2009, 10:06:43 AM

shes a f@**y on her like a brusted sofa

longball · February 16, 2009, 10:07:18 AM

he touched leather twice today- puttin on his two boots

C_Berg_316 · February 16, 2009, 10:24:31 AM

"like a wheelbarrow its all in front of you"

blewuporstuffed · February 16, 2009, 10:36:05 AM

Quote from: longball on February 16, 2009, 10:07:18 AM
he touched leather twice today- puttin on his two boots

think that could be applied to colm cavanagh or mulligan yesterday!!

As some scamp said in the crowd well into the second half, i think they should throw mugsy on !!

longball · February 16, 2009, 11:10:34 AM

Quote from: blewuporstuffed on February 16, 2009, 10:36:05 AM
Quote from: longball on February 16, 2009, 10:07:18 AM
he touched leather twice today- puttin on his two boots
think that could be applied to colm cavanagh or mulligan yesterday!!

As some scamp said in the crowd well into the second half, i think they should throw mugsy on !!

mrsandman · February 16, 2009, 11:41:47 AM

A face like a punched lasagne

or indeed

A face like a burst sofa

dodgy umpire · February 16, 2009, 12:27:44 PM

someone shite at shooting "he couldnt score in a brothel with ten grand"..."couldnt hit a barn door with a shovel"

ugly person "if my dog had a face like yours id shave its arse and walk it backwards"

theskull1 · February 16, 2009, 01:32:25 PM

For the Dale Wint0ns of this world

"He'd have an arse like a wizards cuff"

NedFlanders · February 16, 2009, 01:59:28 PM

Quote from: dodgy umpire on February 16, 2009, 12:27:44 PM
someone shite at shooting "he couldnt score in a brothel with ten grand"..."couldnt hit a barn door with a shovel"

ugly person "if my dog had a face like yours id shave its arse and walk it backwards"

theresagreen · February 16, 2009, 10:28:03 PM

said to tyrone people...Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings

Lar Naparka · February 16, 2009, 10:37:33 PM

An old lady I knew in my younger days told me once when describing a very heavy hail storm that, " The hail was coming down like the curses of Jesus Christ on the roof of a whore house!"

kumquat · February 17, 2009, 12:00:51 AM

I wouldn't buck her with a box of balls and a bag of dicks.

He is built like a bus ticket.

Her nose is that big, she could smoke a fag in the shower.

screenexile · February 17, 2009, 12:06:53 AM

There was one about Miriam O'Callaghan at a stage:

"How many kids has she had now? The bacon's bound to be hangin out of her at this stage!"

bredaghgael86 · February 17, 2009, 03:49:35 AM

Thon boys built like a jockeys whip.

when you think somebody may not be telling the whole truth:(stolen from a movie),

'dont piss on my shoes and tell me its raining'