Great Phrases

[C_Berg_316]

On the way in to work this morning got a lift with a mate and he came out with a clinking phrase (pissing rain and freezing this morning).  When i hoped into the car he says:

"Brutal morning you wouldn't put a milk bottle out in it"

Got me thinking of other great phrases Ive heard

Tipp fella i worked with in oz came out with the classic:

"thats the craic she said with one leg up above on the table" which i still use and pass off as my own 

Others i can think off - may have heard owl boys in pubs or something going over them:

"Get up them stairs and show me why i married ye"

"Drive it up she said my back is long"

Thats all i can think off at the minute - feel free to add any you can think off.

[illdecide]

When your hingry id say "i'd eat the back door buttered"

I'm sure this one will turn sexual like the rest of them...Nail you're a cert to start it off

[SidelineKick]

For someone who has got a scare:

"He filled his togs"

I also enjoy:

"I'd ate shite sandwiches only I don't like butter."

[full back]

I'd crawl over a half a mile of broken glass just to throw stones at a bucket of her sh1te..........

[C_Berg_316]

"Full as a shuck"

[Hoof Hearted]

describing a crowded room.
"you coudnt have turned a sweet in your mouth in that place"

[SidelineKick]

In response to "Not long now"

"Thats what the monkey said when it got its tail cut off"

[uselessfootballer]

To describe someone in a drunk or confused state
"yer man didn't know whether he wanted a shite or a haircut"

[Doogie Browser]

To describe work shy people 'if there was work in the bed, he'd lie on the floor'

[C_Berg_316]

when your feeling grand:

"I'm ticking over like a land rover"

Not an expert on the subject:

"you'd know more about a sliced pan loaf"

To Describe a promiscuous Young lady:

"she'd be fond of the wee boy that runs about with the hens"  

[new devil]

Bad weather-"You wouldn't put your wife's lover out in it"

To describe a not very attractive person-"The c**t looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp"

[new devil]

"Thon things had more cockends than weekends"

[SidelineKick]

"Thats as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike"

[Franko]

To someone who has got on the wrong side of you –

"May your next shite be a hedgehog"

[TirEoghaingodeo]

Of someone unattractive

'a face like a bulldog lickin pish off nettles'

'i couldn't draw worse with my left hand'.