Dragon's Den Ideas

[ross matt]

I think people are full of ideas and many are afraid to go the full way with it due to fear of rejection and revulsion. I was wondering if any one here had good ideas for things that don't exist.

Here are 2 of mine:

I've seen this magic sand stuff that children play with that never gets wet. You play with it in the water but when you lift it out it's dry. It's amazing. So, why not make towels ot of this material. You can dry yourself forever and the towel will never get wet.

This I saw on the TV as a joke but I think it can save marriages and partnerships. Every man has a collection of brown bags that have pictures of famous people or even ordinary people you want on them. Then, when you are mating with your partner, you can put the bag over their head and enjoy the experience even better. This would work brilliantly for ageing couples or lads who pull average girls. The same can be done for women. Gay people can do the backs of heads.

Jesus Christ! 
Never seen this when it was first posted and read it now thinking it was a genuine idea!
Best post ever!!!

[the Deel Rover]

I think people are full of ideas and many are afraid to go the full way with it due to fear of rejection and revulsion. I was wondering if any one here had good ideas for things that don't exist.

Here are 2 of mine:

I've seen this magic sand stuff that children play with that never gets wet. You play with it in the water but when you lift it out it's dry. It's amazing. So, why not make towels ot of this material. You can dry yourself forever and the towel will never get wet.

This I saw on the TV as a joke but I think it can save marriages and partnerships. Every man has a collection of brown bags that have pictures of famous people or even ordinary people you want on them. Then, when you are mating with your partner, you can put the bag over their head and enjoy the experience even better. This would work brilliantly for ageing couples or lads who pull average girls. The same can be done for women. Gay people can do the backs of heads.

Jesus Christ! 
Never seen this when it was first posted and read it now thinking it was a genuine idea!
Best post ever!!!

same as lmao 

[Olly]

*****NEW IDEA******

I was lying on my back in Bangor today and witnessed an airplane flying by. I thought to myself, imagine if that airplane had a fancy dress outfit on, like a crocodile or someone from YMCA. That would make the skies brilliant to look at, boost the esteem of pilots and make children fly with a lot more ease. Imagine looking up and seeing a giant pig scorching by.

[Harold Disgracey]

Any new ideas Olly? I'd a big win on the horses lately and I'm keen to invest.

[Olly]

Yes, I keep a notebook handy. There's one idea but I've a feeling it might exist already. You know what the worst thing is in the world? Changing a baby's nappy. It has to be done and women now expect men to do it as well. Well, my thoughts were how to make this more enjoyable. Hey presto - the nappy takes the shape of the things you hate. Say it was football and you are from Mayo, then you could have all your child's nappies to have a Galway crest ON THE INSIDE. That way you would be willing to
a) clean the nappy
b) will the child on to do one.

This idea can be tailored to suit your own tastes, even seasonal pet hates. Maybe Louis Walsh, Cyprus, brown sauce  - anything you hate, we'll supply the nappy and you'll roar with laughter as you clean the excrement from the child's backside or your own hands and clothes.

[Asal Mor]

Yes, I keep a notebook handy. There's one idea but I've a feeling it might exist already. You know what the worst thing is in the world? Changing a baby's nappy. It has to be done and women now expect men to do it as well. Well, my thoughts were how to make this more enjoyable. Hey presto - the nappy takes the shape of the things you hate. Say it was football and you are from Mayo, then you could have all your child's nappies to have a Galway crest ON THE INSIDE. That way you would be willing to
a) clean the nappy
b) will the child on to do one.

This idea can be tailored to suit your own tastes, even seasonal pet hates. Maybe Louis Walsh, Cyprus, brown sauce  - anything you hate, we'll supply the nappy and you'll roar with laughter as you clean the excrement from the child's backside or your own hands and clothes.

         Great stuff Olly and a genuinely good business idea too.

[Evil Genius]

Yes, I keep a notebook handy. There's one idea but I've a feeling it might exist already. You know what the worst thing is in the world? Changing a baby's nappy. It has to be done and women now expect men to do it as well. Well, my thoughts were how to make this more enjoyable. Hey presto - the nappy takes the shape of the things you hate. Say it was football and you are from Mayo, then you could have all your child's nappies to have a Galway crest ON THE INSIDE. That way you would be willing to
a) clean the nappy
b) will the child on to do one.

This idea can be tailored to suit your own tastes, even seasonal pet hates. Maybe Louis Walsh, Cyprus, brown sauce  - anything you hate, we'll supply the nappy and you'll roar with laughter as you clean the excrement from the child's backside or your own hands and clothes.

Doesn't already exist as such, but it's only a variation on a theme:





I had one made with Tony Blair's head on it, but even my shite couldn't bear to face that w**ker of a morning, so it was back to the docken leaf out the back of the bog for me.

[ziggysego]

Like Evil Genius, I found a variation too.