Dragon's Den Ideas

[ziggysego]

Sorry to rain on your parade here Olly, but i thought those ideas were crap.

Where is your business plan?
How will you market your products?
What sort of investment is needed?
How will you finance the initial production?
What is your expected cash flow?
Have you registered for a patent?
Who are your target customers?
Have you applied to the IDA or InvestNI for funding?

I'm sorry I haven't though it out this far yet.

Instead of putting me down, I thought people would come up with rival ideas. There are a few business people here I'm sure that could judge the goodnes of them.

I work in Business Start Up, so if you need any help putting a plan together, give me a shout. I want a 40% share of the business though, which can't be touched by the dragons.

[Olly]

I think people are full of ideas and many are afraid to go the full way with it due to fear of rejection and revulsion. I was wondering if any one here had good ideas for things that don't exist.

Here are 2 of mine:

I've seen this magic sand stuff that children play with that never gets wet. You play with it in the water but when you lift it out it's dry. It's amazing. So, why not make towels ot of this material. You can dry yourself forever and the towel will never get wet.

This I saw on the TV as a joke but I think it can save marriages and partnerships. Every man has a collection of brown bags that have pictures of famous people or even ordinary people you want on them. Then, when you are mating with your partner, you can put the bag over their head and enjoy the experience even better. This would work brilliantly for ageing couples or lads who pull average girls. The same can be done for women. Gay people can do the backs of heads.

would the gay bags not need the back of the famous persons head on them?

That's what I said?

[johnneycool]

I think people are full of ideas and many are afraid to go the full way with it due to fear of rejection and revulsion. I was wondering if any one here had good ideas for things that don't exist.

Here are 2 of mine:

I've seen this magic sand stuff that children play with that never gets wet. You play with it in the water but when you lift it out it's dry. It's amazing. So, why not make towels ot of this material. You can dry yourself forever and the towel will never get wet.

This I saw on the TV as a joke but I think it can save marriages and partnerships. Every man has a collection of brown bags that have pictures of famous people or even ordinary people you want on them. Then, when you are mating with your partner, you can put the bag over their head and enjoy the experience even better. This would work brilliantly for ageing couples or lads who pull average girls. The same can be done for women. Gay people can do the backs of heads.

would the gay bags not need the back of the famous persons head on them?

That's what I said?

Right so, but what if you took it a wee bit further and made a full head mask of Brad Pitt or the likes with realish hair, those gay lads and mad weemin would both be scooping them up like hot potatoes.

Oh wait, someones beaten you to it!!

[passedit]

Well Olly can I just let you know were I'm at, I'm out.

You must be DJ Careys woman

I thought he was propositioning him no?

[Orior]

Sorry to rain on your parade here Olly, but i thought those ideas were crap.

Where is your business plan?
How will you market your products?
What sort of investment is needed?
How will you finance the initial production?
What is your expected cash flow?
Have you registered for a patent?
Who are your target customers?
Have you applied to the IDA or InvestNI for funding?

I'm sorry I haven't though it out this far yet.

Instead of putting me down, I thought people would come up with rival ideas. There are a few business people here I'm sure that could judge the goodnes of them.

That was not a put down, but good free advice.

Anyway, my business idea is Topless Ironing. What would average Joe pay to have his ironing done by a topless woman?

[saffron sam2]

Sorry to rain on your parade here Olly, but i thought those ideas were crap.

Where is your business plan?
How will you market your products?
What sort of investment is needed?
How will you finance the initial production?
What is your expected cash flow?
Have you registered for a patent?
Who are your target customers?
Have you applied to the IDA or InvestNI for funding?

I'm sorry I haven't though it out this far yet.

Instead of putting me down, I thought people would come up with rival ideas. There are a few business people here I'm sure that could judge the goodnes of them.

That was not a put down, but good free advice.

Anyway, my business idea is Topless Ironing. What would average Joe pay to have his ironing done by a topless woman?

My former next door neighbour used to do that outside when it was sunny.

[Orior]

Sorry to rain on your parade here Olly, but i thought those ideas were crap.

Where is your business plan?
How will you market your products?
What sort of investment is needed?
How will you finance the initial production?
What is your expected cash flow?
Have you registered for a patent?
Who are your target customers?
Have you applied to the IDA or InvestNI for funding?

I'm sorry I haven't though it out this far yet.

Instead of putting me down, I thought people would come up with rival ideas. There are a few business people here I'm sure that could judge the goodnes of them.

That was not a put down, but good free advice.

Anyway, my business idea is Topless Ironing. What would average Joe pay to have his ironing done by a topless woman?

My former next door neighbour used to do that outside when it was sunny.

Can you point your webcam in that direction?

[Hardy]

My former next door neighbour used to do that outside when it was sunny.

Who moved?

[bingobus]

My former next door neighbour used to do that outside when it was sunny.

Who moved?

The judge decided it was for the best if Sam kept 500 yards away....at all times.

[brokencrossbar1]

My former next door neighbour used to do that outside when it was sunny.

Who moved?

The ASBO meant Sam was obliged to

[haveaharp]

He never said if the neighbour was female

[muppet]

Well Olly can I just let you know were I'm at, I'm out.

We all knew. 

[supersarsfields]

Well Olly can I just let you know were I'm at, I'm out.

We all knew. 

At last I can now return to my old name of proud to be GAA. 

[Puckoon]

Anyway, my business idea is Topless Ironing. What would average Joe pay to have his ironing done by a topless woman?

The malpractice insurance would be through the roof.

[Bogball XV]

Well Olly can I just let you know were I'm at, I'm out.

so he can use your head for the gay bags then?

Well Olly can I just let you know were I'm at, I'm out.

You must be DJ Careys woman

No, DJ was in the original target market as mentioned by Olly.