You know what really grinds my gears?

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ONeill

#9030
August 04, 2011, 04:52:40 PM
You're not actually laughing out load. FFS. FFS.

It's like Happy Birthday or Merry Christmas. You don't mean it you bastards. You're just saying that. Even Good Morning. Fack aff.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Gaoth Dobhair Abu

#9031
August 04, 2011, 04:55:41 PM
Quote from: ONeill on August 04, 2011, 04:52:40 PM
You're not actually laughing out load. FFS. FFS.

It's like Happy Birthday or Merry Christmas. You don't mean it you b**tards. You're just saying that. Even Good Morning. Fack aff.

Grumpy auld hoor!  ;D  ;)
Tbc....

Hardy

#9032
August 04, 2011, 04:56:14 PM
Have a nice day.

Orangemac

#9033
August 04, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
Quote from: ONeill on August 04, 2011, 04:49:21 PM
At breaking point. I cannot stand the use of 'lol'. I can't take it any more.
Found out today that I am officially old when a 22 year old girl at work explained to me what LMFAO (as in the dodgy band with that Bodyrockers song) meant.

Laughing My F***ing Ass Off for other not with it people.

ziggysego

#9034
August 05, 2011, 12:41:31 AM
Children.

I went in for a cup of tea and a sandwich today, with a friend, in Omagh today. A wee child said out loud, when he saw me, "Mummy, look at the wee fat man".

Children.
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Forever Green

#9035
August 05, 2011, 04:26:25 AM Last Edit: August 05, 2011, 04:39:07 AM by Forever Green
Quote from: ziggysego on August 05, 2011, 12:41:31 AM
Children.

I went in for a cup of tea and a sandwich today, with a friend, in Omagh today. A wee child said out loud, when he saw me, "Mummy, look at the wee fat man".

Children.

Should have thrown the cup of tea over the bastard. lol lmao

el_cuervo_fc

#9036
August 05, 2011, 07:41:30 AM
When your wife uses the hair dryer when you are trying to watch tv!!!

haveaharp

#9037
August 05, 2011, 08:34:06 AM
The wife setting up the ironing board in the middle of the living room at 3.30 on a sunday, because of the plug the ironing board is between my seat and the tv so have to move across to the sofa.

Onion Bag

#9038
August 05, 2011, 11:08:16 AM
Quote from: el_cuervo_fc on August 05, 2011, 07:41:30 AM
When your wife uses the hair dryer when you are trying to watch tv!!!

Take a pair of pliers to the hairdryer and cut the plug off, that will sort that el cuervo
Hats, Flags and Head Bands!

ONeill

#9039
August 05, 2011, 11:22:39 AM
Fill the dryer full of flour.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

el_cuervo_fc

#9040
August 05, 2011, 11:39:03 AM
Quote from: ONeill on August 05, 2011, 11:22:39 AM
Fill the dryer full of flour.

I seen a video of that before. It would definitely do the trick.

Croí na hÉireann

#9041
August 05, 2011, 02:35:55 PM
Quote from: ONeill on August 05, 2011, 11:22:39 AM
Fill the dryer full of flour.

lol, well it was a mini lol, does that count?
Westmeath - Home of the Christy Ring Cup...

andoireabu

#9042
August 05, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

laoislad

#9043
August 11, 2011, 01:29:48 PM
Christ you really have to watch what you say to a pregnant woman don't ya..
I thought she was bad before she got pregnant as all women are, but now she is preggers I can't say anything right ::)


When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

illdecide

#9044
August 11, 2011, 01:37:13 PM
Quote from: laoislad on August 11, 2011, 01:29:48 PM
Christ you really have to watch what you say to a pregnant woman don't ya..
I thought she was bad before she got pregnant as all women are, but now she is preggers I can't say anything right ::)

Well then stop asking her "who's the Daddy"
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch
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