You know what really grinds my gears?

[Orior]

The assissination thread has me thinking of another grind...


All that money wasted on flowers for Princess Di's funeral. Probably millions of pounds which was manure after a fortnight.

One bunch on top of the casket is enough. Give the rest to charity.

[Orior]

This is probably already posted...


People who light gorse fires. If ever I catch you doing it, I will borrow a measuring tape and beat you to within an inch of your life.

[ziggysego]

This is probably already posted...


People who light gorse fires. If ever I catch you doing it, I will borrow a measuring tape and beat you to within an inch of your life.

[Puckoon]

When the iphone autocorrects "Cryostat" to "Fetishes" in a text message to your boss.

Lovely.

[King Kenny]

Brilliant Puck,  gave me a good laugh!

[Orangemac]

Sunday morning. Sun splitting the stones. Drive 3 mile to the shop for the paper. Home for a cup of tea and some toast.

No Sports supplement in paper. Boll**cks!

[Eamonnca1]

The plane passenger in the seat behind who thinks it's okay to poke his knees into my back for five hours and dance a jig just because he can't figure out where to put his legs. (I gave out to him and made a scene about it, he soon figured out where to put his legs.)

The boy on the other flight in the seat beside me with bad breath. He became one of the "jumpers" when the plane landed. You know?  The ones who vault out of their seat as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off so they can stand for five minutes in cramped conditions while the people in front disembark? He actually climbed over my legs so that he could do that. Motherf***er.

[thebigfella]

The plane passenger in the seat behind who thinks it's okay to poke his knees into my back for five hours and dance a jig just because he can't figure out where to put his legs. (I gave out to him and made a scene about it, he soon figured out where to put his legs.)

The boy on the other flight in the seat beside me with bad breath. He became one of the "jumpers" when the plane landed. You know?  The ones who vault out of their seat as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off so they can stand for five minutes in cramped conditions while the people in front disembark? He actually climbed over my legs so that he could do that. Motherf***er.

Based on all your posts either you are the most unfortunate person in the world or you are a complete moany fcuker

[supersarsfields]

Flys. In particular those that are now spray painted to the front of my car.

Oh and dandilions!! You cut the lawn and within two days these fecking parasites are back up rearing their ugly heads!!   

[ziggysego]

Trying to figure out what women are thinking. JUST TELL ME!!!!!

[Puckoon]

If it's in a romantic/potentially romantic situation - if it isnt obvious what they are thinking ziggy - then it isnt good.

[ONeill]

Trying to figure out what women are thinking. JUST TELL ME!!!!!

30 mins at 200 after warmed up.

[Eamonnca1]

Based on all your posts either you are the most unfortunate person in the world or you are a complete moany fcuker

Based on what you've just written you either only read this thread (which is by definition full of complaints, there is a clue in the title after all) rather than my non-moaning posts in other threads and assume that all my other posts are the same, or you're a glutton for punishment who clicks on a thread titled "you know what really grinds my gears?" and gets upset at the sight of people complaining about things that grind their gears. Or both. Either of which would make you a bit of an idiot.

[thebigfella]

Based on all your posts either you are the most unfortunate person in the world or you are a complete moany fcuker

Based on what you've just written you either only read this thread (which is by definition full of complaints, there is a clue in the title after all) rather than my non-moaning posts in other threads and assume that all my other posts are the same, or you're a glutton for punishment who clicks on a thread titled "you know what really grinds my gears?" and gets upset at the sight of people complaining about things that grind their gears. Or both. Either of which would make you a bit of an idiot.

Nope actually all you posts on the general section are usually moaning, teachers have a hard job, people in the shop annoyed me ...... Get the drift  By the way doesn't annoy me at all, just pointing out your a moan all the time.

[Puckoon]

The headache you get when every time you cough - after a few days heavy coughing. Christ it's brutal.