You know what really grinds my gears?

[Olly]

My neighbour closing the curtains every night in the nude. Fair enough, I should not be watching at the same given time they do it every night but at the start it was a novelty and you got a sort of kick from it. Now it's a year later and I still know it is going to happen and I cannot draw myself to not look. How can I let him know?

[leenie]

i'd say they want you to watch them, if its a female, its a hint!

[JUst retired]

Olly, shine a laser light on him.

[haranguerer]

i'd say they want you to watch them, if its a female, its a hint!

The '...him...' at the end would suggest its not...

[leenie]

it would indeed.... duh to me!

[muppet]

it would indeed.... duh to me!

Yes but we will keep an eye out for your hints!

[Agnes Dipesto]

My neighbour closing the curtains every night in the nude. Fair enough, I should not be watching at the same given time they do it every night but at the start it was a novelty and you got a sort of kick from it. Now it's a year later and I still know it is going to happen and I cannot draw myself to not look. How can I let him know?

Olly, where do you live? 

[paco]

The tubes who sit in the crowd at the X Factor. When they're not booing the judges (who mightn't know a lot, but they know better than the crowd), they're booing an act making it through to the next round, even though it was all down to the public! Poor auld Wagner.

[andoireabu]

polystyrene cups. give me the shivers when a spoon scrapes the sid of them

[Hurler on the Bitch]

My neighbour closing the curtains every night in the nude. Fair enough, I should not be watching at the same given time they do it every night but at the start it was a novelty and you got a sort of kick from it. Now it's a year later and I still know it is going to happen and I cannot draw myself to not look. How can I let him know?

Olly, where do you live? 

YOU LOOKIN AT MY WIFE MATE?

[ziggysego]

My neighbour closing the curtains every night in the nude. Fair enough, I should not be watching at the same given time they do it every night but at the start it was a novelty and you got a sort of kick from it. Now it's a year later and I still know it is going to happen and I cannot draw myself to not look. How can I let him know?

Olly, where do you live? 

YOU LOOKIN AT MY WIFE MATE?

Is your wife a man Hurler?

[JUst retired]

Well you know what some hurlers are like.

[lurganblue]

paper cuts 

[Gaaman]

paper cuts 

http://www.spartyanderotica.com/downloads/Paper%20Cuts.pdf

[Banana Man]

Poppy sellers 

boy lands round last night to the backdoor on a nationalist road and asks if i would buy a poppy, I politely declined, he informed me I was the only one one road so far, in a menancing way, i firmly told him no then he spun out through the gate

no doubt i have made it onto a little black book listing

it's bad enough them on sale in mixed public places but coming to a house and trying to intimidate the occupant is unreal IMO