You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

Aren't we grumpy today, I can beat everyone...
Woke at 4 this morning with a wet arse, boxers stuck to me, a water bottle herself had brought to bed had leaked.  Bed soaked.  I'd to curl up on the floor and try to go back to sleep!
I can't begin to describe my mood!

[leenie]

Aren't we grumpy today, I can beat everyone...
Woke at 4 this morning with a wet arse, boxers stuck to me, a water bottle herself had brought to bed had leaked.  Bed soaked.  I'd to curl up on the floor and try to go back to sleep!
I can't begin to describe my mood!

happy?

[ziggysego]

Aren't we grumpy today, I can beat everyone...
Woke at 4 this morning with a wet arse, boxers stuck to me, a water bottle herself had brought to bed had leaked.  Bed soaked.  I'd to curl up on the floor and try to go back to sleep!
I can't begin to describe my mood!

I can beat that, because I'm in such a foul mood all day. However, I don't want to talk about it.

[lfdown2]

Aren't we grumpy today, I can beat everyone...
Woke at 4 this morning with a wet arse, boxers stuck to me, a water bottle herself had brought to bed had leaked.  Bed soaked.  I'd to curl up on the floor and try to go back to sleep!
I can't begin to describe my mood!

I can beat that, because I'm in such a foul mood all day. However, I don't want to talk about it.

fuk the lot of ye i win!!

[leenie]

getting out the violins to play the saddest tune just ye all

[ziggysego]

leenie. I'm in a foul mood tonight. Becareful, I mightn't be my usual nice chap tonight.

[Puckoon]

Ziggy - do you reckon the almighty has ever been asked to bless an internet entity before? I wonder does he think about such things.

By the way, Im as happy as a dog with two dicks. Especially since I read pints story.

[maggie]

have a hot water bottle meself and now slightly concerned........
pints surely with yourself there, a hot water bottle should not be required.



am dosed so hope i havent o'd with the lemsip-why cant some1 invent medicine that tastes like chewits.

[pintsofguinness]

have a hot water bottle meself and now slightly concerned........
pints surely with yourself there, a hot water bottle should not be required.

I was only allowed in to the bed because it was a cold night.

[new devil]

have a hot water bottle meself and now slightly concerned........
pints surely with yourself there, a hot water bottle should not be required.

I was only allowed in to the bed because it was a cold night.

Do you normally sleep on the floor?

[pintsofguinness]

have a hot water bottle meself and now slightly concerned........
pints surely with yourself there, a hot water bottle should not be required.

I was only allowed in to the bed because it was a cold night.

Do you normally sleep on the floor?

No the couch but she was on the couch cos the bed was wet.

[ziggysego]

[Niall Quinn]

Slang.
Makes it nigh on impossible to impart to people in work that the pond on your new farm is infested by beaver.

[The Real Laoislad]

Happy Birthday fullback i know its sometime around now or lastweek

[T O Hare]

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