Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

AustinPowers

Quote from: From the Bunker on September 22, 2024, 10:36:31 AM'The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football'

Carlos Henrique Raposo commonly known as 'Carlos Kaiser', is a Brazilian con artist and former footballer who played as a striker.
Although his abilities were far short of professional standards, he managed to sign for numerous teams during his decade-long career. He never actually played a regular game, the closest occurrence ending in a red card whilst warming up, and hid his limited ability with injuries, frequent team changes, and other ruses.

Wikipedia Page




That's mad

Two of those clubs took  him back  again too.  Fool me once, and  all that ...

From the Bunker

Quote from: AustinPowers on September 22, 2024, 12:57:48 PMThat's mad

Two of those clubs took  him back  again too.  Fool me once, and  all that ...

He must have been a great bloke in the Dressing Room!  ;D

Jell 0 Biafra

Having read the wiki page, it doesn't seem like he ever got that far.

imtommygunn

The Anthony Stokes story. Anthony Stokes caught with 3700 euros worth of cocaine (I think in his socks) following high speed chase and has also been charged with drink driving.

jcpen

Quote from: imtommygunn on September 22, 2024, 07:07:43 PMThe Anthony Stokes story. Anthony Stokes caught with 3700 euros worth of cocaine (I think in his socks) following high speed chase and has also been charged with drink driving.
It's been a bad few days for former Celtic players.
https://m.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/ex-celtic-star-charged-with-three-assaults-on-a-woman-in-dublin/a1193872604.html
SHOCKING REVELATIONS!!!

gallsman

Quote from: imtommygunn on September 22, 2024, 07:07:43 PMThe Anthony Stokes story. Anthony Stokes caught with 3700 euros worth of cocaine (I think in his socks) following high speed chase and has also been charged with drink driving.

Has always been a complete rat. Apple, tree etc.

imtommygunn

The lcc and the legitimatisation of it. Now telling ministers to pull the plug on an Irish speaking school in east Belfast.

nrico2006

'To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.'

Tony Baloney

Quote from: nrico2006 on September 24, 2024, 10:45:00 PMWhy not name her or jail her?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c869j0v29jwo
Could he take her through the courts and name her that way? If I was in his position I'd leave no stone unturned to get her named and shamed.

quit yo jibbajabba

Facebook post would do it. Please share

Milltown Row2

Quote from: Tony Baloney on September 25, 2024, 07:36:12 AM
Quote from: nrico2006 on September 24, 2024, 10:45:00 PMWhy not name her or jail her?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c869j0v29jwo
Could he take her through the courts and name her that way? If I was in his position I'd leave no stone unturned to get her named and shamed.

Did I read it that she was/is a prostitute and he never paid her because she was having her period and she then lied (pissed off no doubt) that he raped her and put a knife to her throat?

I'd be glad that I'd got off and quietly step back into the shadows after that

That doesn't take away the fact that she shouldn't be named and charged with with that, but aside from that, using prostitutes full stop is not a good look either, it promotes so many different criminalities 
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

gallsman

There is something deeply unsettling about the way it pans out in these cases.

Even in the reporting of his acquittal it's "MAN (HERE'S HIS NAME AND WHERE HE'S FROM) NOT GUILTY OF RAPING PROSTITUTE HE SOURCED ON THE INTERNET. THE PROSTITUTE, YES THAT'S RIGHT, THE PROSTITUTE ADMITTED TO THE COURT THAT SHE LIED TO POLICE ABOUT THE EVENTS IN QUESTION THAT LED TO NAMED MAN BEING ACCUSED OF RAPING HER. A PROSTITUTE. OH, HERE'S HIS NAME AGAIN."

As for "why not jail her?" I imagine it's because there aren't any criminal charges against her, yet. Maybe there will be some to follow. From reading the report, it sounds like the evidence was all over they place from day one. Obviously there's much more detail involved but decision to prosecute in the first place looks bizarre.

It's a tricky one. It's well documented how few sexual assaults and rapes are actually reported, so alleged victims deserve anonymity. Should they lose it if shown to have lied? Perhaps.

general_lee

You have to question whether it's in the public interest to name this poor f**ker. Imagine being wrongly accused of rape (by an escort) going through all the stress that entails before being acquitted and then seeing your name in the news!

nrico2006

A bit shocked at the teacher getting jail time for this compared to other, more serious offences that result in suspended sentences.

The video in this link, showing his arrest, is hilarious.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxxjxgzjyo.amp
'To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.'

Milltown Row2

Quote from: nrico2006 on October 01, 2024, 11:16:36 AMA bit shocked at the teacher getting jail time for this compared to other, more serious offences that result in suspended sentences.

The video in this link, showing his arrest, is hilarious.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxxjxgzjyo.amp

He should be jailed first and foremost for being a dick, it was never ok to say those things to anyone 40 years ago  and in todays society he was a complete moron for thinking he can say those things and get away with it!
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.