You know what really grinds my gears?

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ziggysego

#9600
August 17, 2013, 01:28:51 AM
Quote from: laoislad on August 17, 2013, 01:21:59 AM
Quote from: ziggysego on August 17, 2013, 01:07:40 AM
Quote from: ziggysego on August 14, 2013, 07:35:48 PM
You fart on a first date.

The second was tonight, at her house. Christ, made an even bigger eejit of myself.

Shart?

Yeah  :-[
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muppet

#9601
August 17, 2013, 02:04:32 PM
Ah Jaysus.

I'd say a turd date is a long shot now.
MWWSI 2017

ziggysego

#9602
August 17, 2013, 04:40:22 PM
Doesn't look likely
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All of a Sludden

#9603
August 17, 2013, 04:48:07 PM
ziggy when she said "fill your boots", I don't really think that's what she had in mind.
I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

never kickt a ball

#9604
September 21, 2013, 10:09:20 PM
People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

Asal Mor

#9605
September 23, 2013, 03:02:59 PM
Quote from: never kickt a ball on September 21, 2013, 10:09:20 PM
People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.
I'll second that.

johnneycool

#9606
September 23, 2013, 03:24:54 PM
Quote from: never kickt a ball on September 21, 2013, 10:09:20 PM
People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

If you were a devious bollox, would it be possible to get the ticket number off the Facebook/Twitter pictures, ring Croke park, telling them you've lost the originals but have the ticket numbers and ask them to re-issue you new ones to a different address?


Orior

#9607
September 23, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
Quote from: johnneycool on September 23, 2013, 03:24:54 PM
Quote from: never kickt a ball on September 21, 2013, 10:09:20 PM
People posting their AI tickets on Twitter/Facebook etc.

If you were a devious bollox, would it be possible to get the ticket number off the Facebook/Twitter pictures, ring Croke park, telling them you've lost the originals but have the ticket numbers and ask them to re-issue you new ones to a different address?

You don't have to be a devious bollox to do it. You can be just devious, or just a bollox.

But the fun only starts when you end up sitting on Michael D Higgins' lap.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

laoislad

#9608
September 24, 2013, 06:18:35 PM
RTE's pronunciation of Ratheniska.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

StephenC

#9609
October 16, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
When people who created a table in excel don't start in A1, instead they leave a blank column to the left and a blank row at the top. WTF is that for!

ziggy90

#9610
October 16, 2013, 06:12:56 PM
Wtf are you going on about? :o
Questions that shouldn't be asked shouldn't be answered

Apparently so

#9611
October 16, 2013, 07:39:38 PM
Quote from: StephenC on October 16, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
When people who created a table in excel don't start in A1, instead they leave a blank column to the left and a blank row at the top. WTF is that for!

Disgraceful. Knee-capping offence  >:(

haranguerer

#9612
October 16, 2013, 07:41:08 PM
Quote from: StephenC on October 16, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
When people who created a table in excel don't start in A1, instead they leave a blank column to the left and a blank row at the top. WTF is that for!

Borders....

J OGorman

#9613
October 22, 2013, 12:00:39 PM
a couple of wireless related ones:

" FIFTEEEEE ONE SHADES A MA-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" . imagine having to buckin sit through it

"I'M AOOOOIIIFFFFAAAAAA CARRRRAAAAGGGHHHHEEERRRR with the AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

phew

Under Lights

#9614
October 22, 2013, 12:16:43 PM
Nick Grimshaw.
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