You know what really grinds my gears?

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maggie

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The food critics on professional masterchef.

3 condescending f**kers. 

fitzroyalty

Quote from: maggie on November 10, 2011, 08:37:54 PM
The food critics on professional masterchef.

3 condescending f**kers.
Is there a better job out there? Getting paid to eat. And then complain about it.

Minder

When did the term "game changer" enter popular vernacular?

Everything seems to be a "game changer" these days.

"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"


Eamonnca1

Flight attendant speak. Those redundant verbs and redundant elaborations.

"We do ask that you remain seated."
"We do ask that you switch off all personal electronic devices at this time."
"Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a full and complete stop at the gate." (Is there any other type of stop?)
"Please return your tray tables to the full upright and locked position."

Niall Quinn

Quote from: Eamonnca1 on November 13, 2011, 03:32:10 AM
Flight attendant speak. Those redundant verbs and redundant elaborations.

"We do ask that you remain seated."
"We do ask that you switch off all personal electronic devices at this time."
"Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a full and complete stop at the gate." (Is there any other type of stop?)
"Please return your tray tables to the full upright and locked position."

Why stop there in identifying redundancies?
"sit"
"devices off"
"I said fuckin sit"
"tables up"

Isn't the GAA Board is a great place to be complaining about 'redundant verbs and redundant elaborations'?
Back to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the horny back toad

Onion Bag

Wankers who walk round with an ear piece in their ear talking on the phone, in the car yes but not in shops an general pulic areas, f**k it really bugs me >:(
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muppet

Quote from: Onion Bag on November 13, 2011, 11:43:08 AM
w**kers who walk round with an ear piece in their ear talking on the phone, in the car yes but not in shops an general pulic areas, f**k it really bugs me >:(

I do that so people won't think I am mad when I talk to my hallucinations.
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Canalman

Any TV programme involving the following:

1 A tropical island with 2 "tribes" competing against each other

2 People cooking for others and getting judged on it.

Even worse are the +1 TV channels that double up this crap.

Oh also,  those nights on the astro when you can't score a goal for love nor money.

4father

Quote from: Onion Bag on November 13, 2011, 11:43:08 AM
w**kers who walk round with an ear piece in their ear talking on the phone, in the car yes but not in shops an general pulic areas, f**k it really bugs me >:(

Snap!

4father

1. TV ads advertising a New and Improved product.  Which is it, new or improved?
2. Women

ziggysego

That the Coke Christmas Lorry advert started tonight.
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Puckoon

Making the wrong selection at a vending machine is a serious irriation.

Eamonnca1

Quote from: Puckoon on November 14, 2011, 06:06:54 PM
Making the wrong selection at a vending machine is a serious irriation.

I see you and I raise you.  Putting money into a vending machine, the spiral thing turns but not far enough to make the product drop. Then you have to buy a second one.

ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.