Things that make you go What the F**k?

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Tony Baloney

Animal charity PETA have asked the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7991324.stm

I thought it was a belated April Fools joke! Apparently not.

Gabriel_Hurl

QuoteA hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day's earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop's owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn't have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn't do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to 'take of his underpants' threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.



After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: "Get out of my sight!"

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

"What a b*stard," the woman said about Viktor. "Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left."

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

source:
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_t urns_robber_into_sex-slave.html

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on April 16, 2009, 08:54:25 PM
QuoteA hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.



After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*stard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

source:
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_t urns_robber_into_sex-slave.html
The RealLaoislad is probably already at Dublin airport waiting for his flight to Russia.

The Real Laoislad

Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 16, 2009, 09:09:13 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on April 16, 2009, 08:54:25 PM
QuoteA hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day's earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop's owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn't have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn't do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to 'take of his underpants' threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.



After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: "Get out of my sight!"

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

"What a b*stard," the woman said about Viktor. "Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left."

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

source:
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_t urns_robber_into_sex-slave.html
The RealLaoislad is probably already at Dublin airport waiting for his flight to Russia.

Im on a Private Jet as we speak
You'll Never Walk Alone.

full back

"Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured,"

What does he mean by injured I wonder?

mrsandman

Quote from: full back on April 17, 2009, 08:23:37 AM
"Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured,"

What does he mean by injured I wonder?


id say red raw, he didnt soften for 3 days
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

illdecide

That should be made into a Carlsberg add...every mans dream that :D :D
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

stpauls

Quote from: full back on April 17, 2009, 08:23:37 AM
"Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured,"

What does he mean by injured I wonder?


this should give you an idea:

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

"That's ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release," the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

"I actually don't know what will happen to them. But it's a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple," one of the police officers said.

illdecide

Still a small price to pay, the frenulum on your bell end will heal FFS. That memory of 3 days with your woman will last forever...some w**king material that would be...lol
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

full back

Im no animal lover, but I was shocked as fcuk at this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2391386.ece

Play the video

Gaoth Dobhair Abu

Quote from: full back on April 23, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Im no animal lover, but I was shocked as fcuk at this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2391386.ece

Play the video


Fat wee bitch should be put on a lead and kicked up and down the road herself - cnut.  >:(
Tbc....

SidelineKick

"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

Puckoon

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8023990.stm

Trial in France for Jew's murder 

Ilan Halimi was brutally tortured before he died
Twenty-seven people have gone on trial in Paris for the kidnapping and killing of a young Jewish man that shocked France three years ago.

A gang targeting Jews in ransom kidnappings has been blamed for the abduction and brutal torture of the victim, Ilan Halimi.

The alleged gang leader, Youssouf Fofana, shouted "God is great" in Arabic as he entered the courtroom.

The killing prompted large demonstrations against anti-Semitism.

Mr Halimi, 23, was kidnapped and brutally tortured for more than three weeks before he was found naked and tied to a tree near a railway track in the suburbs south of Paris.

He had been stabbed and set alight and he died on his way to hospital.

Youssouf Fofana, the leader of a Paris gang known as The Barbarians, is accused of carrying out the attack and faces life imprisonment if found guilty.

Mr Fofana entered the court wearing a white tracksuit. He looked at Mr Halimi's relatives, shouting "Allahu akbar".

When the judged asked the 28-year-old for his birthday, he said he was born on 13 February, 2006, in Sainte-Genevieve-des-Bois - the date and place of Mr Halimi's death.



Youssouf Fofana has pleaded not guilty to murder
Youssouf Fofana is alleged to have instructed gang members to target Jews and to kidnap them until their families paid a ransom.

He has admitted all the charges, including entrapment and kidnapping but he denies stabbing Mr Halimi to death.

The other defendants have been indicted on lesser charges. As some of them were minors at the time of the crime, the judge excluded the public and the press for the remainder of the trial.

The victim, who worked in a mobile phone shop, was lured by a gang member to an empty apartment in the Parisian suburbs where he was attacked and drugged.

During his ordeal, his family were sent harrowing images and video recordings by his captors.

The then-President, Jacques Chirac, promised his parents a full investigation.



Diet Coke

Quote from: full back on April 23, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Im no animal lover, but I was shocked as fcuk at this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2391386.ece

Play the video

What about the asshole who videoed this....why the f**k didnt they intervene....and put their boot in the little fat cow >:(
Everybody knows there no sucha thing as Sanity Clause.

ziggysego

Quote from: full back on April 23, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Im no animal lover, but I was shocked as fcuk at this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2391386.ece

Play the video

The wee bitch!!  >:(

I'm amazing the dog didn't turn round and savage the wee hoor. Suppose if it did that, the video wouldn't have seen the light of day and everyone would have been talking about the dangers of unsupervised dogs.

I had an English Springer Spaniel when growing. Incredibly smart and docile pet.
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