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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #960 on: April 07, 2009, 10:27:23 PM »
Are you single Doogie?
You are not my type Zig  :P

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« Reply #961 on: April 07, 2009, 10:32:57 PM »
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #962 on: April 07, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »
f**king people who put up a picture of them with their partner on their facebook profile.  Its your page I want to see not a couples page you sad loser, if we want to look at your missus we can have a sneaky peek at your albums of 'our wedding' of 'our first dance' of 'our first coffee' ENOUGH already!

On another note people who regsiter on facebook as a couple, sad losers.
Ok rant over.


I agree.

I seen a good one on Twitter, under "Bio" he said "proud husband off" and named her   :D
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #963 on: April 07, 2009, 10:50:52 PM »
f**king people who put up a picture of them with their partner on their facebook profile.  Its your page I want to see not a couples page you sad loser, if we want to look at your missus we can have a sneaky peek at your albums of 'our wedding' of 'our first dance' of 'our first coffee' ENOUGH already!

On another note people who regsiter on facebook as a couple, sad losers.
Ok rant over.

Doogie why dont you add us all so we can have a goosey.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #964 on: April 07, 2009, 10:55:29 PM »
f**king people who put up a picture of them with their partner on their facebook profile.  Its your page I want to see not a couples page you sad loser, if we want to look at your missus we can have a sneaky peek at your albums of 'our wedding' of 'our first dance' of 'our first coffee' ENOUGH already!

On another note people who regsiter on facebook as a couple, sad losers.
Ok rant over.

Doogie why dont you add us all so we can have a goosey.
No problem click on the link below..

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #965 on: April 09, 2009, 12:50:05 PM »
Animal charity PETA have asked the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7991324.stm

I thought it was a belated April Fools joke! Apparently not.

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« Reply #966 on: April 16, 2009, 08:54:25 PM »
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A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.




After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*stard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

source:
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_t urns_robber_into_sex-slave.html

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« Reply #967 on: April 16, 2009, 09:09:13 PM »
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A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.




After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*stard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

source:
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_t urns_robber_into_sex-slave.html
The RealLaoislad is probably already at Dublin airport waiting for his flight to Russia.

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« Reply #968 on: April 16, 2009, 09:18:26 PM »
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A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.




After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a b*stard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

source:
http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_t urns_robber_into_sex-slave.html
The RealLaoislad is probably already at Dublin airport waiting for his flight to Russia.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #969 on: April 17, 2009, 08:23:37 AM »
"Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured,"

What does he mean by injured I wonder?

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #970 on: April 17, 2009, 08:34:42 AM »
"Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured,"

What does he mean by injured I wonder?


id say red raw, he didnt soften for 3 days
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« Reply #971 on: April 17, 2009, 09:50:32 AM »
That should be made into a Carlsberg add...every mans dream that :D :D
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« Reply #972 on: April 17, 2009, 11:12:09 AM »
"Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured,"

What does he mean by injured I wonder?


this should give you an idea:

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

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« Reply #973 on: April 17, 2009, 11:35:24 AM »
Still a small price to pay, the frenulum on your bell end will heal FFS. That memory of 3 days with your woman will last forever...some w**king material that would be...lol
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« Reply #974 on: April 23, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »
Im no animal lover, but I was shocked as fcuk at this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2391386.ece

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