Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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johnnycool

Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Art Mc Crory's Sofa on January 27, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on January 27, 2020, 06:54:20 PM
The MOT centre debacle rolls on. Mine is due on 8th Feb. Anyone any idea when this will all be sorted out?!

That's pure horse shit too. There's f**k the much wrong with any photos I seen of those car lifts. If they'd work away until they got them fixed/replaced it wouldn't do anyone any harm.

Saw one at the weekend.  Was in the MOT centre and asked the guy what the story was.  Were the lifts in bad shape or was it some H&S gombeen making a name for themselves?  He walked me over and showed me one.  It's not a storm in a teacup.  If they're all like this one then they're fcuked.  I wouldn't stand under them anyway.

They can't be that old some of them, so it must be a design flaw or not fit for purpose.

Jeepers Creepers

Quote from: johnnycool on January 28, 2020, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Art Mc Crory's Sofa on January 27, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on January 27, 2020, 06:54:20 PM
The MOT centre debacle rolls on. Mine is due on 8th Feb. Anyone any idea when this will all be sorted out?!

That's pure horse shit too. There's f**k the much wrong with any photos I seen of those car lifts. If they'd work away until they got them fixed/replaced it wouldn't do anyone any harm.

Saw one at the weekend.  Was in the MOT centre and asked the guy what the story was.  Were the lifts in bad shape or was it some H&S gombeen making a name for themselves?  He walked me over and showed me one.  It's not a storm in a teacup.  If they're all like this one then they're fcuked.  I wouldn't stand under them anyway.

They can't be that old some of them, so it must be a design flaw or not fit for purpose.

To many brown envelopes stuffed down the back of them!

Franko

Quote from: johnnycool on January 28, 2020, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Art Mc Crory's Sofa on January 27, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on January 27, 2020, 06:54:20 PM
The MOT centre debacle rolls on. Mine is due on 8th Feb. Anyone any idea when this will all be sorted out?!

That's pure horse shit too. There's f**k the much wrong with any photos I seen of those car lifts. If they'd work away until they got them fixed/replaced it wouldn't do anyone any harm.

Saw one at the weekend.  Was in the MOT centre and asked the guy what the story was.  Were the lifts in bad shape or was it some H&S gombeen making a name for themselves?  He walked me over and showed me one.  It's not a storm in a teacup.  If they're all like this one then they're fcuked.  I wouldn't stand under them anyway.

They can't be that old some of them, so it must be a design flaw or not fit for purpose.


One of 3 things could have caused the damage I saw;

- Poor design
- Inadequate greasing of pivot joints resulting in excess stresses
- Poor quality steel used in construction of legs

Milltown Row2

Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 11:48:57 AM
Quote from: johnnycool on January 28, 2020, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Art Mc Crory's Sofa on January 27, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on January 27, 2020, 06:54:20 PM
The MOT centre debacle rolls on. Mine is due on 8th Feb. Anyone any idea when this will all be sorted out?!

That's pure horse shit too. There's f**k the much wrong with any photos I seen of those car lifts. If they'd work away until they got them fixed/replaced it wouldn't do anyone any harm.

Saw one at the weekend.  Was in the MOT centre and asked the guy what the story was.  Were the lifts in bad shape or was it some H&S gombeen making a name for themselves?  He walked me over and showed me one.  It's not a storm in a teacup.  If they're all like this one then they're fcuked.  I wouldn't stand under them anyway.

They can't be that old some of them, so it must be a design flaw or not fit for purpose.


One of 3 things could have caused the damage I saw;

- Poor design
- Inadequate greasing of pivot joints resulting in excess stresses
- Poor quality steel used in construction of legs

How many years have these things been operating?

As for the inadequate greasing that's a maintenance issues, so whoever was employed to service the things was at fault, if that was the case.
If there was cracks in the steel then poor quality or allowing them to rust in parts would certainly be a big factor.

A client of mine works at one of the centres, I must ask him when he's in again
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

Orior

I know there is at least one all-Ireland medal winner working in an MOT test centre.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Milltown Row2

Quote from: Orior on January 28, 2020, 05:22:21 PM
I know there is at least one all-Ireland medal winner working in an MOT test centre.

Downpatrick?
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

armaghniac

Quote from: Orior on January 28, 2020, 05:22:21 PM
I know there is at least one all-Ireland medal winner working in an MOT test centre.

Are you sure that you are not taking the Mickey?
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 11:48:57 AM
Quote from: johnnycool on January 28, 2020, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: Franko on January 28, 2020, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Art Mc Crory's Sofa on January 27, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on January 27, 2020, 06:54:20 PM
The MOT centre debacle rolls on. Mine is due on 8th Feb. Anyone any idea when this will all be sorted out?!

That's pure horse shit too. There's f**k the much wrong with any photos I seen of those car lifts. If they'd work away until they got them fixed/replaced it wouldn't do anyone any harm.

Saw one at the weekend.  Was in the MOT centre and asked the guy what the story was.  Were the lifts in bad shape or was it some H&S gombeen making a name for themselves?  He walked me over and showed me one.  It's not a storm in a teacup.  If they're all like this one then they're fcuked.  I wouldn't stand under them anyway.

They can't be that old some of them, so it must be a design flaw or not fit for purpose.


One of 3 things could have caused the damage I saw;

- Poor design
- Inadequate greasing of pivot joints resulting in excess stresses
- Poor quality steel used in construction of legs
That may be bit they're supposed to be checked every 6 months and I'd very much doubt the structural of almost all of them has deteriorated in the last 6 months. Poor maintenance and no/falsified inspection records will be at the bottom of this.

Jeepers Creepers

Mrs Browns balls wins best comedy at the National (British) tv Awards.

johnnycool

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on January 28, 2020, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: Orior on January 28, 2020, 05:22:21 PM
I know there is at least one all-Ireland medal winner working in an MOT test centre.

Downpatrick?

Mickey was in Newry back in the day.

A former Down Hurling Chairman used to work in the one in Downpatrick. Many's a hurl was left on the backseat to see if it would sway the issuing of a certificate or not  ;D

Having a hurl in the car guaranteed a failure in Newtownards

Rudi

FG women politicians, I'm in no way political, however these yokes manage to screw things up to infinity. Very unlikable characters.



Ethan Tremblay

I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack...

johnnycool