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Aye, looks like she fell from the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down, but she is a terrific singer.

Feking shite. And to think I had a bonus on Armagh in the spreads

Fat Bloke	Fat Bloke

Augusta look-a-likes...

Fred Couples	Sandra Bullock

Does Faldo not qualify for this as an ex-Green Jacket?

Or is he just shite?

says Doh!!!!!

Cats are dangerous b**tards too. I met one on the road last night and near put the car in the ditch trying to get it.

LOL

I reckon McIlroy will shoot about a 78 today, including 2 birdies and a disastrous 8 at Amen Corner. 

Foul Ref!

Your original list said snakes, not poisonous snakes 

Legend

This is what i think causes the most deaths. I would have thought that animals who live in isolation wont count cause harm cause not many GAA boarders live there.

1. Elephant
2. Mosquito
3. Cape Buffalo
4. Snakes
5. Box Jelly fish
6. Scorpion
7. Dog
8. Hippopotamus
9. Crocodiles
10 Lions/Big cats

I'd have my mother-in-law up there too.

Are there any videos of Peter Protestson giving Martina Purdy jip?

(a) carrying out a peaceful protest,

No just trying to make his way home from work.

(b) that the heart attack was a direct result of the violence by the police.

Do you expect an 'independant enquiry' to establish this? Even if it wasn't is an unprovoked attack justified?

Well if thats true then its shocking, and the policeman should be up for assault or even manslaughter.

I'm keeping an open mind until i know that the victim was (a) carrying out a peaceful protest, and (b) that the heart attack was a direct result of the violence by the police.

PS. Thanks for enlightening me. I couldnt work out why someone would have a handle of "Mrs and Man"

What's with the thread title?

What did you expect?

An Inquisition?