Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor

Started by RedHand88, February 19, 2026, 11:03:30 AM

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AustinPowers

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QuoteIt's times like the loyal subjects require the guidance and the leadership of the King.

"Meanwhile, my family and I will continue in our duty and service to you all. That especially goes for all you young, pretty, nubile, attractive young fillies out there".

Yours sincerely,

Charles R - king, head of the Church of England, extramarital affair expert, Knight of the garter, Knight of the round table, Grand Wizard of Windsor.
That's a grand title , to be fair

johnnycool

Quote from: AustinPowers on February 19, 2026, 02:52:48 PM
Quote
QuoteIt's times like the loyal subjects require the guidance and the leadership of the King.

"Meanwhile, my family and I will continue in our duty and service to you all. That especially goes for all you young, pretty, nubile, attractive young fillies out there".

Yours sincerely,

Charles R - king, head of the Church of England, extramarital affair expert, Knight of the garter, Knight of the round table, Grand Wizard of Windsor.
That's a grand title , to be fair

Forgot the wannabe tampon part.


playwiththewind1st

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Quote from: johnnycool on February 19, 2026, 02:55:18 PM
Quote from: AustinPowers on February 19, 2026, 02:52:48 PM
Quote
QuoteIt's times like the loyal subjects require the guidance and the leadership of the King.

"Meanwhile, my family and I will continue in our duty and service to you all. That especially goes for all you young, pretty, nubile, attractive young fillies out there".

Yours sincerely,

Charles R - king, head of the Church of England, extramarital affair expert, Knight of the garter, Knight of the round table, Grand Wizard of Windsor.
That's a grand title , to be fair

Forgot the wannabe tampon part.

I am having flashbacks here. Way too gross!!!

The English aristocracy are a very strange people; I put it down to the nonsense that goes on after lights out, in their public schools. They're abandoned as boarders for years on end, while Mummy & Daddy take off, to run India or Africa.

Dunsilly King

Red hand you have fallen into one of the traps being deliberately developed to create the image space between him and 'The Royal Family'in the title of the thread.

He is PRINCE ANDREW, that is how he has been known and needs to remain so association to the 'Royals' remains

playwiththewind1st

Quote from: Dunsilly King on February 19, 2026, 03:39:43 PMRed hand you have fallen into one of the traps being deliberately developed to create the image space between him and 'The Royal Family'in the title of the thread.

He is PRINCE ANDREW, that is how he has been known and needs to remain so association to the 'Royals' remains

Touch of 1917 all over again, when they stopped  calling themselves the Royal Teutonic & Germanic House of Hun, or whatever it was & adopted the "Windsor" name, just in case they were all put up against a wall, like the Romanovs.

DaleCooper

Reports circulating that Prince of Darkness Mandelson manifested his presence beside Prince Andrew as the police sirens became audible.


As he placed a friendly hand on Prince Andrews shoulder , he whispered into his ear "they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother".

The he dematerialised into a dark cloud and vanished.

Tony Baloney

You'd presume this was pre-arranged with the peelers in England and will be used to take the heat out of the American authorities chasing him. He can't possibly do time. They'll agree that security risk is too high.


Baile Brigín 2

I'm quite bemused by his demotion.

He is a prince because god gave his family magic blood. Ability, personality and moral fibre have nothing to do with it. If his blood became less magic and he lost his princeness, are we not on a slippy slope? If merit enters the equation surely the whole concept unravels?

Wildweasel74

Oh,he can always do time, but most of the most evidence seems to be in America

Baile Brigín 2

Quote from: Wildweasel74 on February 19, 2026, 06:37:20 PMOh,he can always do time, but most of the most evidence seems to be in America
That's the sexy stuff. He was arrested for giving Epstein state secrets

RedHand88

Quote from: Baile Brigín 2 on February 19, 2026, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: Wildweasel74 on February 19, 2026, 06:37:20 PMOh,he can always do time, but most of the most evidence seems to be in America
That's the sexy stuff. He was arrested for giving Epstein state secrets

Which probably results in a far worse outcome for him if found guilty.

Baile Brigín 2

Quote from: RedHand88 on February 19, 2026, 08:50:28 PM
Quote from: Baile Brigín 2 on February 19, 2026, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: Wildweasel74 on February 19, 2026, 06:37:20 PMOh,he can always do time, but most of the most evidence seems to be in America
That's the sexy stuff. He was arrested for giving Epstein state secrets

Which probably results in a far worse outcome for him if found guilty.
Far easier to prove.

He banged women he met through a friend. He never paid for sex. He had no way of knowing their ages. How could he have known they were trafficked?

seafoid