You know what really grinds my gears?

[tyssam5]

You're deciding which checkout to go to. You see the nice wee blonde yoke working on checkout number 2 and only one person in the line in front of you, so you get into that line. Next thing the big fella on checkout number 3 pipes up "I  can help the next person over here" and puts his hand up and he's looking directly at you.  There's nobody else in line anywhere near and you end up having to go to him instead.

I swear that has happened to me three times in the last month.

Just tell him 'No Thanks, I'm waiting for this girl cos she's hot'. See what happens next.

[Eamonnca1]

You're deciding which checkout to go to. You see the nice wee blonde yoke working on checkout number 2 and only one person in the line in front of you, so you get into that line. Next thing the big fella on checkout number 3 pipes up "I  can help the next person over here" and puts his hand up and he's looking directly at you.  There's nobody else in line anywhere near and you end up having to go to him instead.

I swear that has happened to me three times in the last month.

Just tell him 'No Thanks, I'm waiting for this girl cos she's hot'. See what happens next.

I thought about doing that, but I was afraid of getting the "is it because I is black" speech.

[Cold tea]

Charlie Sheen, what a complete and utter ballbag!

[Olly]

Doctors.

I went to the doctors yesterday because I had a sore head for three days. I knew I just needed strong painkillers and to be told to stop looking at screens etc and get early nights. However, the doctor just nodded and told me to bend over and put on a glove. I don't need to explain the rest. He then sat down and told me to drink more water and get plenty of rest.

He was a chancer but I've made a check up for next week anyway.

[Eamonnca1]

Charlie Sheen, what a complete and utter ballbag!

Ah now. The fella's not well.

[Farrandeelin]

People who refer to soccer as football. I'm sure this has been done up here before but it annoys me and the media seem to jump on this particular bandwagon...

[Orangemac]

You're deciding which checkout to go to. You see the nice wee blonde yoke working on checkout number 2 and only one person in the line in front of you, so you get into that line. Next thing the big fella on checkout number 3 pipes up "I  can help the next person over here" and puts his hand up and he's looking directly at you.  There's nobody else in line anywhere near and you end up having to go to him instead.

I swear that has happened to me three times in the last month.

Is this the same girl in the same shop Eamonnca? Bit of a pattern developing?

[Eamonnca1]

Different shops, different girls. Sorry to disappoint you!

[Eamonnca1]

When they bring out your main course when you're still eating your appetiser. Drives me insane!

[ziggysego]

When they bring out your main course when you're still eating your appetiser. Drives me insane!

Never known that to happen.

[PadraicHenryPearse]

People at the baggage drop section in Airports who have luggage that is overweight. Also those who then instead of paying start unpacking the f**king thing trying to get it under the limit and holding up the quicker check in system.

People who queue for other people at airports or anywhere. you join the back of the queue and think there are 8 people in front of you then suddenly a troop of people appear beside one person (family members/friends) and now you are about 15 in the queue.

[Cold tea]

If they are all flying together, what's the point of them all queuing?

[Hardy]

When they bring out your main course when you're still eating your appetiser. Drives me insane!

Are you eating in the sort of place that serves tea/coffee out of a big two-handled kettle with milk already added?

[Olly]

Women in aprons rattling cutlery on a trolley.

[Radda bout yeee]

Majority of Moy people.

Final Whistle in particular!