News item in today's Sunday Life.

T Fearon · May 06, 2013, 07:48:32 PM

And told Michael he'd still vote for him in the next election.

BennyCake · May 06, 2013, 07:49:16 PM

Man walks into a bar with a lump of tar under his arm. Says to the barman, "Give me a pint, and one for the road".

The Gs Man · May 06, 2013, 08:09:53 PM

The past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

anglocelt39 · May 06, 2013, 08:49:55 PM

Quote from: ONeill on May 06, 2013, 07:36:57 PM
Fearon, Hardy and Hardstation walked into a bar.

Hardstation ordered a barrack buster and a crisp bap, sticks a quid into the jukebox and plays Rockall by the Wolfe Tones. Hardy complained about the price of the pint, the loudness of the music, the apostrophe in toilet's, northerners and Hardstation's crumbs. Fearon sent a topical tweet to the Irish News about the UUP/DUP/SDLP.

Class

anglocelt39 · May 06, 2013, 08:51:48 PM

Quote from: muppet on May 06, 2013, 07:44:46 PM
Micheál Martin walked into a bar,
The barman thanked him for coming and gave him a free drink.
Micheál repaid him by having the barman's business collapse and footing debts of a trillion Euros upon him.
The man gave Micheál another drink.

MM was accompanied by most other state heads at the time of Western Europe to add an international element to the gag by the simple act of name interchangeability

muppet · May 06, 2013, 09:35:33 PM

3 grass-roots walk into a busy bar, carrying AK-47s.
Together they announce: just this once, you'll listen to us.

omagh_gael · May 07, 2013, 10:19:43 AM

Horse walks into a bar. Barman asks "Why the long face?"

Hardy · May 07, 2013, 11:02:17 AM

5Times walked into a bar. He was looking for pintsofguinness.

T Fearon · May 07, 2013, 11:26:53 AM

I walked into this thread on numerous occasions. Still haven't seen an original joke.

AZOffaly · May 07, 2013, 01:52:24 PM

Quote from: T Fearon on May 07, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I walked into this thread on numerous occasions. Still haven't seen an original joke.

Come back next week

NAG1 · May 07, 2013, 02:42:59 PM

Quote from: T Fearon on May 07, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I walked into this thread on numerous occasions. Still haven't seen an original joke.

The joke was in the title of the thread, for anyone actually buying the the Sunday Life.

muppet · May 07, 2013, 02:46:25 PM

Quote from: AZOffaly on May 07, 2013, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: T Fearon on May 07, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I walked into this thread on numerous occasions. Still haven't seen an original joke.

Come back next week

This one just keeps on giving.

Aristo 60 · May 07, 2013, 02:59:30 PM

Your children will love this one

Man walks into a bar and puts his giraffe in the corner
The barman says you can't leave that lying there
The man says it's not a lion it's a giraffe.

Hardy · May 07, 2013, 03:07:58 PM

O'Neill walks into a bar. Olly and five other drinkers disappear in a puff of logic.

T Fearon · May 07, 2013, 04:06:06 PM

Oh I see it all now