101 things to do instead of watching Barcelona v Man United

Started by Blowitupref, May 27, 2011, 09:15:26 PM

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CorkMan


thewobbler

33. Phone in a bomb alert.
34. Somehow convince youself that no.33 was a constructive thing to do.
35. But don't tell anyone you did it, as you know they'll call you out for the idiot you are.

oakleafgael

Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
36. Throw a pipe-bomb into your nearest Irish National Foresters club.

They are a dieing bred nowadays, and not because of pipebombs either.

Blowitupref

37. Shave with a real knife as perfected by Crocodile Dundee
Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?... No, he's going to blow his nose

oakleafgael

Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: oakleafgael on May 27, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
36. Throw a pipe-bomb into your nearest Irish National Foresters club.

They are a dieing bred nowadays, and not because of pipebombs either.
I never understood the point in them. Never understood why there would be a Pony Trotting club on the Shankill either.

The one in Omagh always served the purpose of cheap drink when you where too blocked to get in anywhere else. Serves half uns in the proper stacking glasses too, very useful for carrying a dozen vodkas.

ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

lawnseed

A coward dies a thousand deaths a soldier only dies once

brokencrossbar1


Puckoon

Quote from: oakleafgael on May 27, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: oakleafgael on May 27, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
36. Throw a pipe-bomb into your nearest Irish National Foresters club.

They are a dieing bred nowadays, and not because of pipebombs either.
I never understood the point in them. Never understood why there would be a Pony Trotting club on the Shankill either.

The one in Omagh always served the purpose of cheap drink when you where too blocked to get in anywhere else. Serves half uns in the proper stacking glasses too, very useful for carrying a dozen vodkas.

The one in Omagh served a bigger purpose than that. It was always a great place to pick up an auld bird. Plus it was a good spot for the bingo in the late 80s. Won my first and only 50 spot there.

Great memories of the INF off a Sunday night for a late auld drink and Rock Stewart doing his thing.

ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Blowitupref

Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?... No, he's going to blow his nose

Farrandeelin

Inaugural Football Championship Prediction Winner.

Nally Stand

"The island of saints & scholars...and gombeens & fuckin' arselickers" Christy Moore

Blowitupref

Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?... No, he's going to blow his nose

The Gs Man

48. Climb a tree.
49. Light a fire.
50. Throw a few shapes.
51. Watch Sexcetera.
Keep 'er lit