Where is the Quickest Mass?

Tiberius · April 09, 2009, 11:05:02 AM

Comin up 2 easter, i thought it might b a good idea 2 c what mass wud b the shortest cos i know our priest will take at least an hour an 20 mins. So i wudnt mind any suggestions.

Hardy · April 09, 2009, 11:06:30 AM

I have a suggestion. Write in English.

Feckitt · April 09, 2009, 11:08:54 AM

You can't bullshit us, Tiberius. You'll go to the mass your mammy takes you to. Now knuckle down to the books, and learn to spell, the 11plus is only 6 months away!

Tiberius · April 09, 2009, 11:11:52 AM

Ach would you look at all the old farts that cant understand the linguo of the youth, Feckitt, i dont know whether to go 2 my mammys mass or your mammys ass... tough decision

Doogie Browser · April 09, 2009, 11:14:48 AM

Quote from: Tiberius on April 09, 2009, 11:11:52 AM
Ach would you look at all the old farts that cant understand the linguo of the youth, Feckitt, i dont know whether to go 2 my mammys mass or your mammys ass... tough decision

c u l8r

Final Whistle · April 09, 2009, 11:16:24 AM

lol. tb.xoxo

Our Nail Loney · April 09, 2009, 11:23:28 AM

Linguo, lol. E cnt evn spel txt spk propers.

Sounds like pasta!

Katchit · April 09, 2009, 11:23:41 AM

My ma can run the 100 metres in 15 seconds, quick enough.

Tiberius · April 09, 2009, 11:25:32 AM

This is great banter and all, but seriously, any quick masses?

Homer · April 09, 2009, 11:28:29 AM

Our fathR, hu art n heavN,
Halowd b Thy nAm.
Dy Kngdom cum.
Dy wiL b dn, on erth az it iz n heavN. GIV us DIS dA R daily bred.
& 4giv us our trspases,
az we 4giv thOs hu trspas agAnst us.
& lEd us nt in2 tmptation,
bt delivR us frm.
Amn.

AbbeySider · April 09, 2009, 11:45:41 AM

Quote from: Homer on April 09, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
Our fathR, hu art n heavN,
Halowd b Thy nAm.
Dy Kngdom cum.
Dy wiL b dn, on erth az it iz n heavN. GIV us DIS dA R daily bred.
& 4giv us our trspases,
az we 4giv thOs hu trspas agAnst us.
& lEd us nt in2 tmptation,
bt delivR us frm.
Amn.

Doogie Browser · April 09, 2009, 11:46:56 AM

Quote from: Homer on April 09, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
Our fathR, hu art n heavN,
Halowd b Thy nAm.
Dy Kngdom cum.
Dy wiL b dn, on erth az it iz n heavN. GIV us DIS dA R daily bred.
& 4giv us our trspases,
az we 4giv thOs hu trspas agAnst us.
& lEd us nt in2 tmptation,
bt delivR us frm.
Amn.

You could be on to something here Homer

. Actually think the bible was transcribed into txt speak by someone!

ziggysego · April 09, 2009, 12:05:39 PM

Quote from: Homer on April 09, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
Our fathR, hu art n heavN,
Halowd b Thy nAm.
Dy Kngdom cum.
Dy wiL b dn, on erth az it iz n heavN. GIV us DIS dA R daily bred.
& 4giv us our trspases,
az we 4giv thOs hu trspas agAnst us.
& lEd us nt in2 tmptation,
bt delivR us frm.
Amn.

Seriously though Tiberius, not a very Christian attitude to want to be getting in and out of Mass quickly. It's Easter!

longrunsthefox · April 09, 2009, 12:11:58 PM

That is a terrible attitude Ziggy. Jesus took all that punishment and died for a skitter like you to find 'the quickest Mass!' Watch the Passion film tonight on RTE and ask for forgiveness. If you put as much into your faith as you do into this board and following the GAA it would suit you better.

ziggysego · April 09, 2009, 12:17:52 PM

For a cunning fox, your eye sight's failing. Re-read what I wrote and report back to me.