A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[stephenite]

You're a bit young Stephenite, so have a bit a manners and ye'll be let stay.  Bring Hardy's mutt out the back will ye?  

Long time since I've heard that 'auld stock, the dog is grand where he is.

BC - there'll be manners put on ye yet, just hope the Lord spares us so I can watch ya squirm

Billy - load up the lad from out the road, that's one way to keep him off the pitch. He's ploughed less than he's saying.

[An Fear Rua]

poitin €7 a litre, viagra 3 for €5, see me in the snug if you need anything else.

[stephenite]

Jasyus Christ, don't give that dog any of those horn pills - he was humping that shite out of BC's leg the last time you were in here

[An Fear Rua]

well if he hadnt trained the fecking thing to steal tobacco from a mans coat it would never have happened.

[brokencrossbar1]

stephenite, shure you know I am only winding and shure my days of squirming went with my playing days.  Here Billy stick a pint on for me, let me see what I have here to pay

"BC rumbles in his pocket for change and throws it on the bar"

How much is there, 20, 30, 40 feck what's that, what am I at taking my Andy Merrigan medals out for quiet drink

[full back]

viagra 3 for €5

You'd need a few MS in here to get the use of that

[stephenite]

Put the medals away there - got the headage through, that pints on me

[An Fear Rua]

viagra 3 for €5

You'd need a few MS in here to get the use of that

sure arent they all watching that loose weemin thing on the gogglebox after morning mass, the father would have to bless the lounge with some of the stuff they come out with. Jesus, Mary nearly had me broken the other day when she lept at me , spuds everywhere. What is a clioris? do Renault make those yokes?

[brokencrossbar1]

Put the medals away there - got the headage through, that pints on me

Good man, buy one for the Mullaghbawn man as well when you're at it

[the Deel Rover]

 i'm after getting me grant through for the shed Stephenite expecting one next week for an auld sptic tank i built as well . I don't know what i'll do with the shed might turn it into a gym or something sure what else would i use it for . Any way throw on a round for the Bar billy. Araahh Ros hows it going pull up a seat stepenite was just talking about ya

[muppet]

Any bar with no kids, no crisps, no music, no TV,
a bar that allows only sensible wimmin like Rois and her whiskey,
a bar that serves poitín and viagra in the snug,
but mostly a bar in which a Ballina man is called a city slicker,
is a bar where I wanna be.

Billy...er nice coat hooks......pint please.

Hardy that better not be you rubbing my leg..........

[Declan]

I tell ya did you see the cut of young Murphy last night - Feckin Shockin and training only after starting last week - Will they ever learn you can't mix the drink and football - young fellas I tell ya think they know it all - I tell ya if I was training them I'd have them puking in ditches till they never wanted to touch a drop again

[the Deel Rover]

Your fecking right dec run the shite out ot them till they are all puking now thats real training, none of those fecking Drills or ballwork or Gymwork . Didn't have Gyms in our day used to foot turf in the bog all day cycle 30 fecking miles back to Belmullet to play the match cylce back to cross after stopping in Bangor for few and home again but sure if you told the young lads that they would laugh in your face.

[Hardy]

Hardy that better not be you rubbing my leg..........

Sit down Spot! Don't mind him Muppet.

[An Fear Rua]

has that shagging mongrel been in my coat again!!??