Special Birthdays or NOT

JohnDenver · February 07, 2014, 02:57:29 PM

Quote from: illdecide on February 07, 2014, 02:39:38 PM
There are times when I'd actually love to set her on fire but i couldn't watch my two kids faces crying all day long...that said she does do all the house work and looks after the kids fairly well, she makes my lunch for work every day and cooks my dinner, washes and irons my clothes and hoovers my car out every Sunday so i suppose a we trip every decade should suffice.

That is the best bit! Maybe Brick is on to something....

Quote from: Brick Tamlin on February 07, 2014, 01:47:01 PM
Ye cant go wrong with a new Dyson.

lawnseed · February 07, 2014, 08:58:33 PM

Peppered steak?

laoislad · February 07, 2014, 09:01:16 PM

40? It's time you started thinking about trading her in for a younger model.

lawnseed · February 07, 2014, 09:38:11 PM

Quote from: laoislad on February 07, 2014, 09:01:16 PM
40? It's time you started thinking about trading her in for a younger model.

Jazes your a hoor

ONeill · February 07, 2014, 10:14:36 PM

The wife is 40 this year too. She saved every month for the last two years and is taking herself off with a locka girls who did the same to somewhere foreign. Hasn't cost me a penny. I'll get her a cake with her name on it or something.

lawnseed · February 08, 2014, 02:04:05 AM

Quote from: ONeill on February 07, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
The wife is 40 this year too. She saved every month for the last two years and is taking herself off with a locka girls who did the same to somewhere foreign. Hasn't cost me a penny. I'll get her a cake with her name on it or something.

Ayeee..! 'something' like a jumbo box of rubbers for her hols

illdecide · February 09, 2014, 08:09:28 PM

Quote from: laoislad on February 07, 2014, 09:01:16 PM
40? It's time you started thinking about trading her in for a younger model.

Now there's a bright spark with a plan but them younger models couldn't boil you an egg

lawnseed · February 09, 2014, 08:36:33 PM

Quote from: illdecide on February 09, 2014, 08:09:28 PM
Quote from: laoislad on February 07, 2014, 09:01:16 PM
40? It's time you started thinking about trading her in for a younger model.

Now there's a bright spark with a plan but them younger models couldn't boil you an egg

No but they could butter your roll for you

5 Sams · February 09, 2014, 10:58:16 PM

Quote from: ONeill on February 07, 2014, 10:14:36 PM
The wife is 40 this year too. She saved every month for the last two years and is taking herself off with a locka girls who did the same to somewhere foreign. Hasn't cost me a penny. I'll get her a cake with her name on it or something.

saved or shaved?

illdecide · February 09, 2014, 11:10:01 PM

Quote from: 5 Sams on February 09, 2014, 10:58:16 PM
Quote from: ONeill on February 07, 2014, 10:14:36 PM

The wife is 40 this year too. She saved every month for the last two years and is taking herself off with a locka girls who did the same to somewhere foreign. Hasn't cost me a penny. I'll get her a cake with her name on it or something.
saved or shaved?

Lol...v good 5 sams.

Shaved of course

ardal · February 10, 2014, 07:02:15 AM

Quite a few years ago I went with the wife to the Connemara Coast Hotel. Got a great deal and had a great time. The rooms were a bit less than I expected, and I wouldn't be sure about the kids.

Had a fantastic time though.
Why not send her with with a friend whilst you hoover out the car etc