Quote quiz

[ONeill]

Who said?

"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too."

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."  (asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

"I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football."

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."

And so on - http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-most-bizarre-quotes-in-sport-1802517.html?action=Popup&ino=1

Does the GAA (not the now-tiresome O'Muircheartaigh ones) have any dafties?

[redhugh]

Ah c'mon O' Neill , you can't be calling Micheal tiresome now. The man's a legend. Are these quotes all from the one man? There's two of them I've heard before, but the rest are new to me .No idea.

[Orior]

Who said?

"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too."

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."  (asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

"I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football."

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."

Emmm, let me guess. Was it O'Neill?

[tyrone girl]

Hows it a quote quiz though when all the answers are in the link   

[Zapatista]

Hows it a quote quiz though when all the answers are in the link   

Correct

[redhugh]

Hows it a quote quiz though when all the answers are in the link   

Thanks for making me look like a thick fcuker.

[ONeill]

Fcuk sake.

Right, this time without the examples, any gaa/other quotes for us to ponder over?

eg.

"If ye strak, yer off." (or something like that).

[ONeill]

" ..and they didn't even have the dacency to spell me name right, Eugene...."

[DrinkingHarp]

Easy one


"It's 106 miles to Chicago,we got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses"
"Hit it"

[DrinkingHarp]

"Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys"

[DrinkingHarp]

"Golf is a good walk spoiled"

different person

"It's just a job. Grass grows,birds fly,waves pound the sand. I beat up people."

[stephenite]

"Golf is a good walk spoiled"

Mark Twain?

[ONeill]

"Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys"

Oscar Wilde. Great GAA man.

[Tony Baloney]

"Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys"

Oscar Wilde. Great GAY man.

If you insist.