Aftershave

[Minder]

Our Niall i would say you smell like a hoor at a hockey match.

[pintsofguinness]

you've 5 bottles of aftershave on the go?

I just use what I get handed at christmas or on my birthday.  Got Ralph Lauren stuff today, so that'll do the job. 
Don't think I've ever bought a bottle of aftershave for myself.

U sound like the right hungry ****

My fav would be chanel allure aftershave, great stuff but you will pay for it! Quite expensive

Why do I sound like a right hungry ****?  Why would I go and buy aftershave when I've got aftershave sitting in the house that people have bought me?  If I had none I wouldnt bother with it at all, a bit of deodrant would do. 

[Square Ball]

Dont use any, with my delicate complexion it brings me out in a rash

[pintsofguinness]

Dont use any, with my delicate complexion it brings me out in a rash

I put it on my belly.

[lynchbhoy]

Lock up your daughters.

.....and your livestock ! !!