Why is it ............?

[pintsofguinness]

i can never spell definitely without uses spell check or embarrassing!!!!!

Same here.


Why is it I cant get the key in the lock if I'm using my left hand 

[The Real Laoislad]

Why is it that one sock gets lost forever in the wash?
Where does it go?

This is a problem I have been having with my housekeeper girlfriend lately..When I get my clothes back after she has washed and ironed them there is always missing socks,I let rip on her the other night and warned her not to be bringing my washing back with missing or odd socks from now on she has to do a a sock only wash and she is to make sure all the socks have a pair before she washes them...

do your own feckin washing then!!!!

You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.........

[lurganblue]

i can never spell definitely without uses spell check or embarrassing!!!!!

Same here.


Why is it I cant get the key in the lock if I'm using my left hand 

you'd get it in if there was hair round it   

[pintsofguinness]

Why woudl there be hair around the lock on my door ? 

[leenie]

charming as ever laoislad .....

why is it

when you're drunk and trying to send a text you close one eye....still doesn't help!

[The Real Laoislad]

i can never spell definitely without uses spell check or embarrassing!!!!!

Same here.


Why is it I cant get the key in the lock if I'm using my left hand 

you'd get it in if there was hair round it   

So true! Though alot of the older ones prefer to go without the hair nowdays..or so I'm told

[billy the kid]

i can never spell definitely without uses spell check or embarrassing!!!!!

Same here.


Why is it I cant get the key in the lock if I'm using my left hand 

you'd get it in if there was hair round it   

YYEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW 

[Puckoon]

Why do you raise one butt cheek when breakin wind.

[kumquat]

the south armagh man only rang into dermot on the radio twice?

[gawa316]

Why is it when you walk up to a atm some **** always walks up to it before you

[ziggysego]

Why is it when you walk up to a atm some f**k always stands behind you

[gawa316]

Why is it when you walk up to a atm some f**k always stands behind you

Is that not called a queue?

[ziggysego]

Why is it when you walk up to a atm some f**k always stands behind you

Is that not called a queue?

My joke would have worked better if it remained on the same page as the last "Why is it.....?"

[maggie]

that when you go out lookin really real, the imp person that you all dolled up for, isn't even there FFS..........................

[muppet]

Why is it.....called 'Road Works'?

If it works it wouldn't need fixing would it?