GAA Jokes

[Bomber]

This can be a thread for all GAA jokes as I didn't want to risk putting this into the Dublin joke thread!

Pat O'Shea is going to get the Kerry lads to walk greyhounds around Fitzgerald Stadium.... apparently it will train them how to hold on to a lead!

[Over the Bar]

Whats orange & invisible?   Francie Bellew marking Stephen O'Neill

[Bomber]

***** Garda Alert *****

Missing from the Kerry area since 5pm Sunday 21st September

Miss Trina Row

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Christmas cancelled in Kerry this year. Apparently they can't handle men in beards dressed in red and white

[Onion Bag]

Who says Kerry didnt achieve their dream of 3 in a Row?

(1) Lost National League Final
(2) Lost Munster Final
(3) Lost All Ireland Final

[carnaross]

"They have limited knowledge and therefore one must respect their ignorance"

A classic response from Mickey Harte when asked on Monday evening about his (many) detractors earlier in the year. A great put-down if there ever was one.

[omagh_gael]

why are fizz from coronation street and Kerry alike? They've both been f**ked by Tyrone!

[brokencrossbar1]

Is there an echo in here?

[Onion Bag]

Just sent you a PM brokencrossbar

[T Fearon]

Whats the difference between Gregory Campbell and Stephen O'Neill?

Neither of them turned up at Croke Park last Sunday

[under the bar]

Whats the difference between Gregory Campbell and Stephen O'Neill?

Neither of them turned up at Croke Park last Sunday

That's not a difference, it's a similarity numb-nuts.

[Onlooker]

Whats the difference between Gregory Campbell and Stephen O'Neill?

Neither of them turned up at Croke Park last Sunday

The difference is that Stephen O'Neill has 3 All Ireland medals.

[Kerrygal]

Why don't they play Xs and Os in Kerry?

'Cos they can't get 3-in-a-row 

I'm not laffin' at my own county honest. I just thought it was a good one! Ciarrai go deo.

[T Fearon]

Thats "Noughts and Crosses" for all you pedants who didn't understand this joke

[under the bar]

What's Orange, Red & Purple?

Tony the Armagh fan watchin Dooher lift Tyrone's 3rd All-Ireland in 6 years.   

[Doire abú]

Whats the difference between Gregory Campbell and Stephen O'Neill?

Neither of them turned up at Croke Park last Sunday

That's not a difference, it's a similarity numb-nuts.