Fat Bottomed Gardener

BennyHarp · May 09, 2020, 12:06:21 PM

Brian May hospitalised after 'ripping his buttocks to shreds' in gardening accident

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/brian-may-hospital-gardening-accident-queen-instagram-a9504956.html

Don't be ripping the arse out of this one with puns lads.

quit yo jibbajabba · May 09, 2020, 12:08:46 PM

Bohemian soreasspody

Nearly works

BennyHarp · May 09, 2020, 12:16:57 PM

I want to rake free.

Aristo 60 · May 09, 2020, 03:39:33 PM

We have the cramp(ions)

armaghniac · May 09, 2020, 03:50:37 PM

Seven fields of rye.

BennyCake · May 09, 2020, 05:55:44 PM

I'm mowing slightly mad.

armaghniac · May 09, 2020, 06:23:54 PM

another one bites the dust.

JoG2 · May 09, 2020, 09:31:15 PM

Radio Ahhh Ahhh

armaghniac · May 09, 2020, 10:07:27 PM

bummer to fall

sid waddell · May 09, 2020, 10:26:52 PM

Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on May 09, 2020, 12:08:46 PM
Bohemian soreasspody

Nearly works

Bohemian Crapsody

sensethetone · May 10, 2020, 11:51:17 AM

But the show must go on.. even though his Ass is aching..

BennyHarp · May 10, 2020, 12:17:54 PM

I'd like to ride my bicycle?