Home Help

[Orior]

I spilt a bottle of stain remover on my carpet at the weekend. What should I do?

[T Fearon]

remove the carpet!

[Shamrock Shore]

Stain remover remover?

[Hardy]

Stain the affected area with red wine. This should neutralise the non-stain that wasn't removed. By the way, nature abhors a vacuum, so leave the Dyson in the cubpoard.

[brokencrossbar1]

You're not that old that you need home help!

[Hereiam]

Go and buy a new bottle of stain remover

[armaghniac]

Get a bottle of stain and spread carefully on the affected area. Drink the red wine instead.

[ziggysego]

Set your house on fire and move.

[johnneycool]

I spilt a bottle of stain remover on my carpet at the weekend. What should I do?

buy an nice foot stool or pouffe to cover it.

[Hereiam]

shot the dog/cat

[NAG1]

shot the dog/cat

That a confession Hereiam? 

[Aristo 60]

I could have helped you if you'd come to me sooner.

[ardal]

Wooden floorboards, tile it, turn the carpet over, replicate the shape of the stain evenly over the rest of the carpet