Lovely People

[HiMucker]

I used to live just of the Lisburn road many years ago, was dandering home with the mate and another girl, we cut through the street that runs along side Dublin road, dodgy as fcuk I know, nature called and i had a piss up an entry. When i got back onto the street my friends were away down the other end.

Two boyos arrived on my shoulder and asked the usual stupid questions "alright mate, whats your name, where ya from, where ya heading to, say h" (made that bit up) eventually they took a wild guess and called me a Fenian cnut!!! maybe it was my good looks and charm that convinced them

At this point i pushed off from them and ran, ran like my life depended on it. they were squealing (like f**king mad men) going to shoot you, ya b**tard and so on. Never catching me.

My friends seen this happening and alerted the police who were really close (by chance), the police came down the street looking for me. The first place they looked for me was in the black bins!!! Just shows you that they knew that these animals would cut ya up and f**k you into a bin to die!!!

Very lucky boy

Would it not be safe to say if you had of zipped down your top and showed them a rangers jersy they would still have given you hammering because they didnt know you?  Scum are scum and sometimes the sectarian issue is just an excuse.

Exactly my point, when they didn't know they just attacked anyway, a guess which could have ended my life!!

Right I get you.