Worst Present Ever

[new devil]

And September 

[pintsofguinness]

I bought the wife aftershave and an mans xl t-shirt for Valentines. Its was the packaging the confused me.

I've almost bought aftershave when buying perfume

[Treasurer]

I don't think I've ever had a really bad present, but a gaa magazine (yes magazine) and a box of chocs probably wouldn't make it into the top ten.

[Hardy]

Somebody here was talking of getting their girlfriend a bodhran (pimped up) for Christmas. That's in the wheelbarrow category.

A neighbour of mine bought his wife a chain for Christmas. For her chainsaw.

That's true.

[muppet]

A colleague bought his wife a ladder.

[The Gs Man]

Got a video cassette player one Christmas.  Went to set it up down in my bedroom and my da says "Hi lad, where the f**k do you think your going with that?  It's for the living-room."