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Bert Trautman - the blue nosed T**T

Paul Stewart, and he played North London too
can we have Paul Robinson on the food - nice jam, shame about the mascot

Birtles? dont get that
what about Tony WoodCock? or Barry Venison?

tell me its not Shilton(Stilton)
was there a baker there as well?
Gary Bailey as in Baileys
Bloomer as in bread?
Steve Bull (wolves)

Lamb
Curry

Superb!!

Lads , all the answers are in bar what detectives need, any ideas?

HAve updated mine, is that them all?

Prison Room Idiot CELTIC
Recent Fort - NEWCASTLE
Car in front of a House ASTON VILLA
What Yogi runs From RANGERS
Greater than a Duck Pond SWANSEA
Centres District MIDDLESBOROUGH
PI Swap IPSWICH TOWN

Hope everyone has a great time and as the great James Young said
"Stop Fightin, Nigh night"

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?."

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 PM Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 PM sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a
lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying , "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.