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Where abouts is the Glenshane pass?

Between Maghera and Dungiven.

As others posters have said you are far better to stay in Portstewart.
Coleraine is full of loyalist scumbags.

Anybody of thinks that the Pope was not involved in keeping the whole business of abusers and pedophile priests as quiet as possible is living in Cuckoo land.

Renshaws was a pure shit pit and the bouncers where total wankers.

[Derry girl]

Was out in Derry city one night with a friend who was doing a post grad in Magee College, we where in the strand bar and my mate spyed these 2 girls and said come on and try these 2 things so we dandered over and started talking too them after a few minutes one of the girls said ( imagine the broadest Derry city accent ever )
Derry girl - " where youse from hye"?
Mate - " Dungiven"
Derry Girl - " Where's that at hye"?
Mate - "Where's Dungiven? your joking me?
Derry Girl - "Naw wheres it at hye"?
Mate - "You don't know where Dungiven is at? thats unreal, see when your going to Belfast its the first town you go through".
Derry Girl - "I've never been to Belfast hye".
Mate - "Well see when you cross the bridge, drive for about 15 miles and your in Dungiven".
Derry Girl - "The bridge over into the waterside"?
Mate - "Yep"
Derry Girl - "Sure what would I go over there for hye? Its alls prods over there.

[This could be the same boy!! Hes from LurganThere was a guy worked with my cousin not sure what his name is but there were 3 other fellas with the same name as him on the site. The boss told him he was the last in so he had to change his name as it was too confusing having too many people with the same name..He then told him it was £1000 a letter to change his name so he would have to pick a short one....He went home that night to think about it and came in the next morning and chose Dave.......Still get's Dave to this day!!!]

lad i know has to take the biscuit, thick as champ...

"Boys, can you really get blood from a stone??"
"Here I've got the reflections of a cat!"
"Aye Co.Comerford.. aye I've been there, my da took me fishing there once" (We told him a new county had been created down south)
"Imagine you just looked at that tree and it gave ya cancer"
"Is there a Lurgan Man Utd!?"

This could be the same boy!! Hes from Lurgan

There was a guy worked with my cousin not sure what his name is but there were 3 other fellas with the same name as him on the site. The boss told him he was the last in so he had to change his name as it was too confusing having too many people with the same name..He then told him it was £1000 a letter to change his name so he would have to pick a short one....He went home that night to think about it and came in the next morning and chose Dave.......Still get's Dave to this day!!!

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That is hilarious.

[was a savage place back in the early days]

Just started to read a book recommended by a board member called
"A History of Ireland in 250 Episodes" by Jonathan Bardon.
I am about a quarter of the way through which is about the time of the flight of the earls. The Island was a savage place back in the early days where the Irish (poor) people lived on oat biscuits, butter & sour milk, the women walked about with their private bits exposed which was normal practice. We really do have a violent history, something which wasn't taught at our school. Would highly recommend this book to anyone who wants to get an insight to the early beginnings of this Island

There are some parts of North Derry that are still fairly savage.

Economic Left/Right: -3.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.62

Unbelievable.

I know of a local man died in the saddle with a lady of the night... so they say anyway.

That would be as good away as any to go but the wife wouldn't be too happy.

Thanks Ziggy I will have a look at it.

A bit of everything I suppose Ziggy.

I am thinking of buying a new PC, I was having a bit of a browse there but I haven't really got much of a clue what I should be looking for and basicly I'm looking for some advice on what to buy.

All Tyrone diving have gained us 3 All Irelands sinse we invented it in 03. I'm in favour of it

Fair play to you Zapatista at least your honest, but I think Tyrone where a good enough team to win their All-Irelands anyway without having to resort to diving.

This whole thread is laughable.

Do some of you morans really believe that simulation is only a new thing to gaelic football ?

Players have for years been getting free kicks and conning referrees. Some of the best forwards in the country had it down to a fine art. Some of you would need to take a look closer to home before attemting to throw stones.

There has always been an element of buying a free kick but I definitely don't remember men lying down like they where hit with a sledge hammer to get someone sent off, especially when it shows on TV that he actually wasn't touched at all and you are right Bensars all you have to do is go and watch a club under 12 match and you see it and the reason for that is children copy what they see and when they watch county football they see players cheating especially Tyrone.