I would say there is a few on this board....
QuotePROVINCE'S HUGE SUCCESS CREATES A STRANGE HYBRID FAN
The Munster bandwagon is full of expectant Leinster folk looking for vicarious victory - the 'Lunsters' by Reggie Corrigan
I'll never forget the hype and the mania and the scramble for tickets before the Leinster v Munster semi-final three years ago.. There was talk back then that if only the GAA would open up Croke Park, we'd have had no trouble filling it. Well, three years on, and it's actually happened - and there still arent enough tickets. I've been scrounging around same as everyone else. It's a pain, but it's also wonderful. The rivalry between two great teams and two fantastic groups of supporters is at the heart of what has made Irish rugby great. There's just one problem.
Munster's fantastic success in the past few years has spawned a mutant breed of rugby fan - the Lunsters. They are born, bred, living and working in Leinster but they have turned their back on their own and decided to support the men in red.
I can hear already their yelps of self-satisfaction: Everyone is entitled to support the team of their choice. Yes, but only within reason. Of all the arguments I've had with these people over the years - and I've had plenty, believe me- I've never been convinced.
Whenever I've questioned their lack of loyalty to their province their response has always been the same. Munster are more passionate than Leinster. You're all soft up there in D4. Leinster the Ladyboys. And so on. This is their belief and they cling to it for dear life. The only problem is it isnt remotely based on fact.
For starters, if they'd any real knowledge of the current Leinster squad, they'd know that it's only relationship to Dublin 4 is the location of the stadium. Bernard Jackman comes from Carlow, Shane Horgan and Devin Toner come from Meath, Jamie Heaslip's from Kildare. Gordon D'Arcy's from Wexford. Rob Kearney's from Louth, Leo Cullen and Luke Fitzgerald from Wicklow. Brian O'Driscoll's a northsider but we'll forgive him that. Then, along with the scattering of imports there are Dubs like Shane Jennings, Girvan Dempsey and Malcolm O'Kelly - none of whom come from D4.
And you want to talk about passion? Who had the more passion in 2001 whan we beat Munster in the first Celtic League final, despite playing most of the game with 14 men? Who had it in Musgrave and the RDS last season? Who had it on New Year's Eve 2005? And dont tell me these victories dont count just because they were 'only' the Magners League.
Whatever excuse they make for themselves, the basic truth about Lunsters is that they've hopped on the Munster bandwagon simply because they want to follow a winning side - just like those Manchester United from four or five years ago who were soon seen wearing Chelsea jersies when it suited them. I know their existence galls the many thousands of true blue Leinster supporters, who'll make themselves seen and heard at Croker next Saturday. And the Lunster should know that they also gall the genuine Munster fans. The cling-ons bolster crowds and jersey sales but they also deny the real supporters tickets for marvellous occasions like this one.
I've come to the conclusion that Lunsters are basically cowardly. They dont have the courage to stand up and shout for their own province because they're terrified of being branded soft by association with Leinster. But better, I say, to suffer the possibility of indignity and still be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
Here's another way of looking at it. just say Leinster achieved a Munster-like success over the next five years. Can you imangine some fella in Bruff sitting on a bar stool in a blue jersey shouting 'Gwan Drico'? Only if he had a death wish.
The game itself? It will be epic, a brilliant day for Irish rugby. Munster will be favourites, and rightly so. Just a word of warning for their followers both genuine and blow-in - remember the value of the underdog tag. As I see it the game will be all about pace and tempo. The way Leinster dogged out a result in Harlequins was very impressive - and disproved all the Ladyboy stuff once again. But they wont beat Munster in a war of attrition. Munster are too good at that. But Leinster need to have a go.
It's not as if they're short on attacking talent. Look at that backline and all those Lions. With all that ability, it's almost criminal to ask Leinster backs to spend their day just kicking, chasing and tackling. They need to produce some of the old magic. This will be a close game in all likelihood, probably decided by something special. Why shouldn't it come from Leinster?
While Leinster back themselves to go toe-to-toe with Munster, I hope they also back their game-breakers and give them a chance. Even if it doesnt work out at least they'll know they had a cut. That way, they can give their supporters something of which to be proud.
As for the Lunsters, I just wish someone with style and talent would design you a special jersey for the occasion, half-red and half-blue. Then whenever the television cameras alight, you could turn to one side and shout for whoever is winning.