GAA Board Confession is now open.
I confess that I like to wind up the Soccer Heads.
I am sorry.
i confess that i too have now been following rachel riley.... just to see what she is wearing!
You think she is hot to leenie or do you have a confession of a differant sort to tell us
I'm admitting to nothing, its in my blood.
I confess to starting a fictitious thread about leaving in an effort to garner attention.
YeeHa
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the deputy
was probably one of those naughty Ardboe boys shot him ;)
I shot the deputy.
I was also the famous poster that was Cowboy Bob.
I visualise that all the Ladies on here are beautiful, sexy specimens. But in reality I know they are most probably munters.
Ive been barred from every victorias secret on the western seaboard.
Allegedly when my buddy told me he could spend hours sniffing around the place, he was being metaphorical. :-\
Its true, I love to wind up owc.
I was the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll
I stole Shergar but don't tell anyone please :P
Quote from: longrunsthefox on October 01, 2009, 04:44:02 PM
was probably one of those naughty Ardboe boys shot him ;)
I'm calling your house
I don't know what a tracker mortgage is :-[
I love pat Spillane. ??? ???
I did not care for The Godfather.
Did not- couldn't get into it.
It insists upon itself
I'm Batman
Square Ball is not my real name.
I started the username Ziggyego as a alternate identity years ago. But it got out of control.
Finally i've managed to get free from him.
When Dirty Den was killed in Eastender's I phoned the confidential telephone number and told them who killed him....
You want to hear the laugh of the guy on the other end of the phone.
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....
"made love to" yeh right.
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on October 02, 2009, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....
"made love to" yeh right.
I didn't want to be too graphic....
I once had a Down hurlers sister "make love" to me. It wasnt pleasant. I havent been back to a county game since.
i had close encounters with another mans wife
Quote from: Cúig huaire on October 02, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
I once had a Down hurlers sister "make love" to me. It wasnt pleasant. I havent been back to a county game since.
Were you the victim of a bad pull?
I cleaned my ass with a toothbrush belonging to guy who had close encounters with my wife and he still hasn't noticed.
Quote from: Zapatista on October 02, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
I cleaned my ass with a toothbrush belonging to guy who had close encounters with my wife and he still hasn't noticed.
He noticed your wife :D
I bought a new toothbrush the other day
your safe enough zap nearly sure she was not yours unless your a fermanagh man and a prod at that
Quote from: hardstation on October 02, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
So he tanked your missus and you wiped your hole with his toothbrush?
He tanked your missus.
:D
Quote from: gerry on October 02, 2009, 10:45:07 PM
your safe enough zap nearly sure she was not yours unless your a fermanagh man and a prod at that
I am!! I'm not married though.
I shot J.R.
I got that drunk one night in Belfast that i made my way to the BOT and got raped by several Mucksavages after agreeing to go back to their flat.
They tied me up and played spin the bottle to see who's turn it was to remove whatever dignity i had left. One of them actually soiled on top of me and said she wished she could have been a "Hunger Striker" as she loved spreading dung...At least no-one on the board knows who i am ;)
When living in the holylands as a student my mate pished in my bed after a drunken night out so I slept in his. I awoke in the morning with his girlfriend at the time lying in the bed next to me.She must have thought that I was him and started to grind into me...........I did'nt stop her,and we erm.. well ye know yourself.She fell into a post jiggy slumber and I sneaked out of the room and went to work.When I got home the two of them were having a huge row .He did'nt want to tell her he'd pished my bed so he told her he'd stayed at a friends.She did'nt tell him a thing but they broke up shortly after. I saw her at a wedding about 4 years ago and she asked about that night! I shit my pants but told her the truth. She told me that the mirror opposite had betrayed my identity, and that she'd known the whole time.
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....
And where was she?
Quote from: redhugh on October 04, 2009, 07:00:05 PM
When living in the holylands as a student my mate pished in my bed after a drunken night out so I slept in his. I awoke in the morning with his girlfriend at the time lying in the bed next to me.She must have thought that I was him and started to grind into me...........I did'nt stop her,and we erm.. well ye know yourself.She fell into a post jiggy slumber and I sneaked out of the room and went to work.When I got home the two of them were having a huge row .He did'nt want to tell her he'd pished my bed so he told her he'd stayed at a friends.She did'nt tell him a thing but they broke up shortly after. I saw her at a wedding about 4 years ago and she asked about that night! I shit my pants but told her the truth. She told me that the mirror opposite had betrayed my identity, and that she'd known the whole time.
I like that story...cool.
I think the student story's are the best around that Belfast...That Nail Loney, Corn 02 and Chralie Stubbs guys had some story's to tell about their student lives :D
i had a very random and strange dream last night.
myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....
twas very strange.....
Quote from: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM
i had a very random and strange dream last night.
myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....
twas very strange.....
Hell?
I had steak for my dinner, well done and covered in red sauce, it's the way I like it.
Quote from: TacadoirArdMhacha on October 05, 2009, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM
i had a very random and strange dream last night.
myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....
twas very strange.....
:D
Hell?
:D
Quote from: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM
i had a very random and strange dream last night.
myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....
twas very strange.....
and three of the male posters were sharing a bed!
Who???
well i wasn't going to say but since this is "confessions"
it was TacadoirArdMhacha. puckoon and the real laoislad and they wouldn't get up for prayers!
honest to god it was such a random dream.. when i woke i was like what in blue blazes......
weird
wonder what it means............
I guess that means we've not taken confession seriously, if none of the three of us are admitting to this in the confessional.
(it's ok, TAM and I were safe. We brought a supply of cracked plates that kept the horndog electrician at bay).
well actually....
nah i won't go into detail!
I confess to you almighty god, & to you my brothers & sisters that i sinned through a girl from Coalisland's fault. I'll not finish this one as it involves gory details and ya know what them Tyrone women are like hi...lol
Tell me this folks i went with a girl (2-3 times only) and afterwards she turned into a lesbian...my mates said that was the impression i left on her and that i was useless ??? but i think she knew she'd hit the peak and it was all downhill from there so she decided after having the best she'd retire at the top...afterall none else could ever match my standard...(thats my opinion)
Quote from: illdecide on October 05, 2009, 11:57:45 PM
I confess to you almighty god, & to you my brothers & sisters that i sinned through a girl from Coalisland's fault. I'll not finish this one as it involves gory details and ya know what them Tyrone women are like hi...lol
Tell me this folks i went with a girl (2-3 times only) and afterwards she turned into a lesbian...my mates said that was the impression i left on her and that i was useless ??? but i think she knew she'd hit the peak and it was all downhill from there so she decided after having the best she'd retire at the top...afterall none else could ever match my standard...(thats my opinion)
Maybe she already was a lesbian before you tailed her ? In which case..................you slept in,.......... eejit!
I never thought of that :D