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Non GAA Discussion => General discussion => Topic started by: botman on October 01, 2009, 03:40:36 PM

Title: GAA Board Confession
Post by: botman on October 01, 2009, 03:40:36 PM
GAA Board Confession is now open.

I confess that I like to wind up the Soccer Heads.

I am sorry.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: leenie on October 01, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
i confess that i too have now been following rachel riley.... just to see what she is wearing!
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: gerry on October 01, 2009, 04:01:15 PM
You think she is hot to leenie or do you have a confession of a differant sort to tell us
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: sammymaguire on October 01, 2009, 04:17:35 PM
I'm admitting to nothing, its in my blood.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: face.that.ball on October 01, 2009, 04:33:42 PM
I confess to starting a fictitious thread about leaving in an effort to garner attention.

YeeHa
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: omagh_gael on October 01, 2009, 04:41:55 PM
I shot the sheriff
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: omagh_gael on October 01, 2009, 04:43:00 PM
But I did not shoot the deputy
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: longrunsthefox on October 01, 2009, 04:44:02 PM
was probably one of those naughty Ardboe boys shot him  ;)
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: SidelineKick on October 01, 2009, 04:44:19 PM
I shot the deputy.

I was also the famous poster that was Cowboy Bob.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: botman on October 01, 2009, 04:50:29 PM
I visualise that all the Ladies on here are beautiful, sexy specimens. But in reality I know they are most probably munters.



Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Puckoon on October 01, 2009, 04:58:33 PM
Ive been barred from every victorias secret on the western seaboard.

Allegedly when my buddy told me he could spend hours sniffing around the place, he was being metaphorical. :-\
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Orior on October 01, 2009, 10:57:11 PM
Its true, I love to wind up owc.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Hereiam on October 01, 2009, 11:03:54 PM
I was the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: mournerambler on October 01, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
I stole Shergar but don't tell anyone please :P
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Gabriel_Hurl on October 01, 2009, 11:59:24 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on October 01, 2009, 04:44:02 PM
was probably one of those naughty Ardboe boys shot him  ;)

I'm calling your house
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: heineken_on_tap on October 02, 2009, 01:34:19 PM
I don't know what a tracker mortgage is :-[
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: rrhf on October 02, 2009, 01:41:40 PM
Quote from: heineken_on_tap on October 02, 2009, 01:34:19 PM
I don't know what a tracker mortgage is :-[
thats nuts.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Master Yoda on October 02, 2009, 02:21:38 PM
I love pat Spillane. ??? ???
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: face.that.ball on October 02, 2009, 02:39:31 PM
I did not care for The Godfather.

Did not- couldn't get into it.

It insists upon itself
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: gallsman on October 02, 2009, 05:29:12 PM
I'm Batman
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Square Ball on October 02, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
Square Ball is not my real name.

Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: supersarsfields on October 02, 2009, 05:42:40 PM
I started the username Ziggyego as a alternate identity years ago. But it got out of control.






Finally i've managed to get free from him.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: The Watcher Pat on October 02, 2009, 06:37:39 PM
When Dirty Den was killed in Eastender's I phoned the confidential telephone number and told them who killed him....

You want to hear the laugh of the guy on the other end of the phone.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: The Watcher Pat on October 02, 2009, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....

"made love to" yeh right.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 09:14:08 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on October 02, 2009, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....

"made love to" yeh right.

I didn't want to be too graphic....
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Cúig huaire on October 02, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
I once had a Down hurlers sister "make love" to me. It wasnt pleasant. I havent been back to a county game since.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: gerry on October 02, 2009, 09:29:25 PM
i had close encounters with another mans wife
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: tyrone86 on October 02, 2009, 09:32:36 PM
Quote from: Cúig huaire on October 02, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
I once had a Down hurlers sister "make love" to me. It wasnt pleasant. I havent been back to a county game since.

Were you the victim of a bad pull?
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Zapatista on October 02, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
I cleaned my ass with a toothbrush belonging to guy who had close encounters with my wife and he still hasn't noticed.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Cúig huaire on October 02, 2009, 09:43:29 PM
Quote from: Zapatista on October 02, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
I cleaned my ass with a toothbrush belonging to guy who had close encounters with my wife and he still hasn't noticed.

He noticed your wife  :D
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Minder on October 02, 2009, 09:44:38 PM
I bought a new toothbrush the other day
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: gerry on October 02, 2009, 10:45:07 PM
your safe enough zap nearly sure she was not yours unless your a fermanagh man and a prod at that
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Zapatista on October 03, 2009, 07:27:55 AM
Quote from: hardstation on October 02, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
So he tanked your missus and you wiped your hole with his toothbrush?

He tanked your missus.

:D


Quote from: gerry on October 02, 2009, 10:45:07 PM
your safe enough zap nearly sure she was not yours unless your a fermanagh man and a prod at that

I am!! I'm not married though.

Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Aerlik on October 04, 2009, 03:58:38 AM
I shot J.R.

Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: illdecide on October 04, 2009, 06:36:36 PM
I got that drunk one night in Belfast that i made my way to the BOT and got raped by several Mucksavages after agreeing to go back to their flat.

They tied me up and played spin the bottle to see who's turn it was to remove whatever dignity i had left. One of them actually soiled on top of me and said she wished she could have been a "Hunger Striker" as she loved spreading dung...At least no-one on the board knows who i am ;)
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: redhugh on October 04, 2009, 07:00:05 PM
When living in the holylands as a student my mate pished in my bed  after a drunken night out so I slept in his. I awoke in the morning with his girlfriend at the time lying in the bed next to me.She must have thought that I was him and started to grind into me...........I did'nt stop her,and we erm.. well ye know yourself.She fell into a post jiggy slumber and I sneaked out of the room and went to work.When I got home the two of them were having a huge row .He did'nt want to tell  her he'd pished my bed so he told her he'd stayed at a friends.She did'nt tell him a thing but they broke up shortly after. I saw her at a wedding about 4 years ago and she asked about that night! I shit my pants but told her the truth. She told me that the mirror opposite had betrayed my identity, and that she'd known the whole time.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Ulster Exile on October 04, 2009, 07:01:19 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 02, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
I once made love to a girl from Longford.............. :-[
Oh the shame....

And where was she?
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: illdecide on October 04, 2009, 07:31:11 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 04, 2009, 07:00:05 PM
When living in the holylands as a student my mate pished in my bed  after a drunken night out so I slept in his. I awoke in the morning with his girlfriend at the time lying in the bed next to me.She must have thought that I was him and started to grind into me...........I did'nt stop her,and we erm.. well ye know yourself.She fell into a post jiggy slumber and I sneaked out of the room and went to work.When I got home the two of them were having a huge row .He did'nt want to tell  her he'd pished my bed so he told her he'd stayed at a friends.She did'nt tell him a thing but they broke up shortly after. I saw her at a wedding about 4 years ago and she asked about that night! I shit my pants but told her the truth. She told me that the mirror opposite had betrayed my identity, and that she'd known the whole time.

I like that story...cool.

I think the student story's are the best around that Belfast...That Nail Loney, Corn 02 and Chralie Stubbs guys had some story's to tell about their student lives :D
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM


i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: TacadoirArdMhacha on October 05, 2009, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM


i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....

Hell?
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: pintsofguinness on October 05, 2009, 07:05:41 PM
I had steak for my dinner, well done and covered in red sauce, it's the way I like it.
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: blewuporstuffed on October 05, 2009, 07:19:15 PM
Quote from: TacadoirArdMhacha on October 05, 2009, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM


i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....
:D

Hell?
:D
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: leenie on October 05, 2009, 09:08:52 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 05, 2009, 06:40:32 PM


i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....


and three of the male posters were sharing a bed!
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Farrandeelin on October 05, 2009, 10:57:35 PM
Who???
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: leenie on October 05, 2009, 11:00:04 PM

well i wasn't going to say but since this is "confessions"

it was TacadoirArdMhacha. puckoon and the real laoislad and they wouldn't get up for prayers!
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: leenie on October 05, 2009, 11:08:15 PM
 honest to god it was such a random dream.. when i woke i was like what in blue blazes......

weird

wonder what it means............
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: Puckoon on October 05, 2009, 11:22:55 PM
I guess that means we've not taken confession seriously, if none of the three of us are admitting to this in the confessional.

(it's ok, TAM and I were safe. We brought a supply of cracked plates that kept the horndog electrician at bay).
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: leenie on October 05, 2009, 11:25:55 PM


well actually....

nah i won't go into detail!
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: illdecide on October 05, 2009, 11:57:45 PM
I confess to you almighty god, & to you my brothers & sisters that i sinned through a girl from Coalisland's fault. I'll not finish this one as it involves gory details and ya know what them Tyrone women are like hi...lol

Tell me this folks i went with a girl (2-3 times only) and afterwards she turned into a lesbian...my mates said that was the impression i left on her and that i was useless ??? but i think she knew she'd hit the peak and it was all downhill from there so she decided after having the best she'd retire at the top...afterall none else could ever match my standard...(thats my opinion)
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: redhugh on October 06, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
Quote from: illdecide on October 05, 2009, 11:57:45 PM
I confess to you almighty god, & to you my brothers & sisters that i sinned through a girl from Coalisland's fault. I'll not finish this one as it involves gory details and ya know what them Tyrone women are like hi...lol

Tell me this folks i went with a girl (2-3 times only) and afterwards she turned into a lesbian...my mates said that was the impression i left on her and that i was useless ??? but i think she knew she'd hit the peak and it was all downhill from there so she decided after having the best she'd retire at the top...afterall none else could ever match my standard...(thats my opinion)

Maybe she already was a lesbian before you tailed her ? In which case..................you slept in,.......... eejit!
Title: Re: GAA Board Confession
Post by: illdecide on October 06, 2009, 12:32:09 AM
I never thought of that :D