Colour Blindness

Started by Orior, August 14, 2007, 11:51:35 PM

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Orior

Guys, there may be some people going to the Meath Cork match on Sunday who are colour blind. You'd better get yourself checked out here first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour_blindness

Try the number tests about half way down the page, under the heading Dichromacy.
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The Real Laoislad

I was able read all the numbers..Then again i am a Electrician so i couldn't really be coloured blind could i :)
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Orior

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Quote from: The Real Laoislad on August 15, 2007, 12:02:04 AM
I was able read all the numbers..Then again i am a Electrician so i couldn't really be coloured blind could i :)

Laois Lad, can I explain my electrical connections trick?

1) Get a match box, and have 3 matches sticking out the end.

2) Explain that each match represents an electrical wire, 1 is live, 2 is earth and 3 in neutral

3) Ask a friend to touch together matches 1 and 2 together (live and earth) - nothing happens

4) Now ask the friend to touch together matches 2 and 3 together (earth and neutral) - nothing happens

5) Finally ask the friend to touch together matches 1 and 3 together (live and neutral)

Your build up will make your friend sweat.....

this is the big one.....

and when they touch the two matches together....

shout as loud as you can "BANG!!!!!!!!!!"


and watch them leap onto the ceiling.
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ONeill

What if you do it out in the yard?
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Orior

What if you dont have a yard?
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