Gardai warning to single men

[armaghniac]

Good tweet.

Gardai in Naas are warning single men to be on the lookout today for any women who may approach them in a sinister fashion. They may be in posession of a small, ring-sized jewellery box and might look like they are about to throw themselves to their knees. Incidents like this last happened in the area almost exactly four years ago and the unfortunate male victims still haven't recovered. There is no escape so just take it like a..... well like a man really. This is not a matter that the local Garda station can help you with so either run and hide, don't leave the house or else just say yes!! Let us know if there are any victims locally to this 29th February onslaught and good luck to any "attackers"

Be careful out there, if you are possible "victim"

[BennyCake]

Run for the hills!!!!!

[ziggysego]

Nobody asked me. Leenie, you have 20 minutes left.

[armaghniac]

All safe now, unless you are America.