Things that make you go What the F**k?

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ziggysego

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January 19, 2009, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: full back on January 19, 2009, 03:00:27 PM
WTF  :D :D :D
Brilliant

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7837920.stm

So what. I've had a goat in the back seat of the car before. And not in the LL sense.
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SidelineKick

#782
January 19, 2009, 03:57:57 PM
Udderly hilarious FB!
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

ziggysego

#783
January 19, 2009, 03:58:09 PM
Quote from: full back on January 19, 2009, 03:53:18 PM
Whats up your arse?

Honestly, wasn't having a dig. Just a little humour. I do apologise.
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full back

#784
January 20, 2009, 12:46:43 PM

Square Ball

#785
January 20, 2009, 01:08:11 PM
love top gear as a show, pity to spoil the mystique surrounding the stig
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

ziggysego

#786
January 20, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
Heard yesterday, but didn't want to be the one to tell the board. Takes away the mystery and the craic of The Stig. Some say he wins a lot of competitions, others says he's on a one man campaign against the IFA. All I know is, he's called The Stig!
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Tony Baloney

#787
January 20, 2009, 01:19:57 PM

full back

#788
January 20, 2009, 01:33:14 PM

Tony Baloney

#789
January 20, 2009, 01:42:15 PM
Yes I can read it, although the word "outted" looks suspect.

Generally when the previous 57 pages worth of posts have been titled Re: Things that make you go What the F**k? you don't check the title.

full back

#790
January 20, 2009, 01:44:34 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on January 20, 2009, 01:42:15 PM
Yes I can read it, although the word "outted" looks suspect.

In what way?

full back

#791
January 21, 2009, 12:05:57 PM
Good girl Kaite  :o
Some people shouldnt be allowed to give their opinions to newspapers FFS

GLAMOUR girl JORDAN has called for a new punishment for rapists – they should be raped themselves.
The tough-talking star – who also agrees with the death penalty – said: "The way I see it is an eye for an eye.

"So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I'm sorry that's just the way I feel. I'm very strict."

Jordan, real name KATIE PRICE, added: "If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life.

"And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face! That would stop people stealing."

The 30-year-old model – who is moving to the US with husband PETER ANDRE – also voiced support for gay marriages.

Sean3

#792
January 21, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
From the Irish Times today

Perfume stolen in bid to end row with fiancee
A MAN stole perfume, flowers and two boxes of condoms in a bid to patch things up with his fiancee as their romantic getaway went horribly wrong in Co Wexford last weekend.
Erinn O'Brien (24), Kilmahuddrick Court, Clondalkin, Dublin, but now living in Tullow, Co Carlow, appeared before Judge Donnchadh Ó Buachalla at Wexford District Court. He pleaded guilty to four charges of theft and one of criminal damage.
Garda Pat Fielding told how he arrested O'Brien last Saturday at Irish Street, Enniscorthy, after a series of thefts. The garda outlined how O'Brien, at about 3.50pm, stole a bottle of perfume worth €26 from Kelly's Pharmacy, of Slaney Place, and then went next door and stole a bouquet of flowers worth €9.99 from O'Leary's newsagents.
He was arrested and brought to the Garda station, where a search revealed he had stolen two boxes of condoms from Caulfield's SuperValu on Millpark Road.
On learning that he was staying in Treacy's Hotel in Enniscorthy with his girlfriend, gardaí searched their room and found a jumper and two T-shirts stolen from Berney Bros Saddlers at Templeshannon Quay.
O'Brien also faced a charge of causing €300 worth of criminal damage to chairs at the Millrace Hotel in Bunclody on Friday night.
Leonard Leader, for O'Brien, said his client accepts that his behaviour was unacceptable and that "he went on the rampage".
Mr Leader said the newly engaged couple went to the Millrace for a break, but after a row on Friday night O'Brien's girlfriend threw her engagement ring at him. He then got razor blades and tried to slit his wrists. The couple were asked to leave the hotel and on Saturday booked into Treacy's Hotel in nearby Enniscorthy.
O'Brien took 10 Valium tablets, and Mr Leader said this caused him to "go on a rampage, stealing things he thought would help him patch things up" with her.
Mr Leader said O'Brien's girlfriend was a heroin addict for eight or nine years. He said the couple lived in Tullow as they left Clondalkin when O'Brien's mother – also an addict – stole €1,500 from him to buy heroin. His mother and fiancee were in court to support him on Monday.
Mr Leader said O'Brien's late father had been abusive to him all his life. He said O'Brien had had a health setback as he has "a build up of fluid in his testicles, which he needs to get seen to".
The court heard O'Brien had one child from a previous relationship, which he looks after with his girlfriend's two children, one of whom is severely disabled. "I would implore you to consider a non-custodial sentence," Mr Leader told Judge Ó Buachalla.
O'Brien, a qualified painter and decorator, told Judge Ó Buachalla that he doesn't claim social welfare as he doesn't believe in it.
When asked by the judge how he is supporting the three children and his girlfriend, he said he was receiving financial help from an uncle in Celbridge.
The judge ordered that a Probation Officer's Report be prepared on O'Brien and remanded him on bail in his own bond of €400 to appear before Enniscorthy District Court on April 15th next. O'Brien is to sign on at Tullow Garda Station every Friday.

full back

#793
January 21, 2009, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: Sean3 on January 21, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
He said O'Brien had had a health setback as he has "a build up of fluid in his testicles, which he needs to get seen to".

Dont we all, dont we all............

illdecide

#794
January 21, 2009, 12:29:05 PM
Quote from: full back on January 21, 2009, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: Sean3 on January 21, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
He said O'Brien had had a health setback as he has "a build up of fluid in his testicles, which he needs to get seen to".

Dont we all, dont we all............

No, the secret is "don't let the fluid build up" ;) :D

Sorry to hear that Fullback...lol
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