McKenna Cup 2024

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Itchy

Quote from: ONeill on January 08, 2017, 09:23:42 PM
Tyrone in crisis.

Indeed. With the ban on line dancing in place economists are predicting the Tyrone economy will fall asunder. Already there are reported drops in the sale of stilettos means that the local village stiletto shop will likely close and will reduce all redneck traffic into the town, which experts claim could be 75% of all traffic. Petrol stations and pubs will close and basically it will end up like an episode of the walking dead. Tyronies will be forced to sell their bodies for bread and line dancing will go underground, taking place at the old mass rocks.

Tyroneforsam

Quote from: Itchy on January 08, 2017, 10:01:28 PM
Quote from: ONeill on January 08, 2017, 09:23:42 PM
Tyrone in crisis.

Indeed. With the ban on line dancing in place economists are predicting the Tyrone economy will fall asunder. Already there are reported drops in the sale of stilettos means that the local village stiletto shop will likely close and will reduce all redneck traffic into the town, which experts claim could be 75% of all traffic. Petrol stations and pubs will close and basically it will end up like an episode of the walking dead. Tyronies will be forced to sell their bodies for bread and line dancing will go underground, taking place at the old mass rocks.
Your not even funny fella! Wise up!

Itchy

Quote from: Tyroneforsam on January 08, 2017, 10:09:51 PM
Quote from: Itchy on January 08, 2017, 10:01:28 PM
Quote from: ONeill on January 08, 2017, 09:23:42 PM
Tyrone in crisis.

Indeed. With the ban on line dancing in place economists are predicting the Tyrone economy will fall asunder. Already there are reported drops in the sale of stilettos means that the local village stiletto shop will likely close and will reduce all redneck traffic into the town, which experts claim could be 75% of all traffic. Petrol stations and pubs will close and basically it will end up like an episode of the walking dead. Tyronies will be forced to sell their bodies for bread and line dancing will go underground, taking place at the old mass rocks.
Your not even funny fella! Wise up!

There is nothing funny about a post apocalyptic Tyrone fella!

rrhf

Quote from: Jinxy on January 08, 2017, 08:44:40 PM
First the Cardinal O'Fiaich Cup, now this.
Is this the end for Tyrone?
There might be a guest appearance yet. Mugsys passa double is mighty..

Itchy


seafoid

Didn't McCarron get sent off in the McKenna Cup last year ?

tonto1888

Jamie Clarke came on as a sub for Armagh today. Good to have him back

Norf Tyrone

Tyrone the best 2nd place team so far. The dream's on lads.The dream is on!
Owen Roe O'Neills GAC, Leckpatrick, Tyrone

our_fella

Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 15, 2017, 05:38:07 PM
Tyrone the best 2nd place team so far. The dream's on lads.The dream is on!

Wrong. Tyrone are +9.   Armagh are +15

skeog

Tyrone will put 20 on Donegal on wed night at least.Todays game was a non event due to UUJ having exams tomorrow,time for the students to depart.

Itchy

The mighty breffni men march on. Result flattered Cavan a bit, Donegal were well in it for most of the game. You can always rely on the bold Seanie to put in man of the match performances in the McKenna cup.

Norf Tyrone

Quote from: our_fella on January 15, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 15, 2017, 05:38:07 PM
Tyrone the best 2nd place team so far. The dream's on lads.The dream is on!

Wrong. Tyrone are +9.   Armagh are +15

Ah balls. Ulster GAA site was wrong earlier.

Tyrone all buy out then. Harte must go.
Owen Roe O'Neills GAC, Leckpatrick, Tyrone

Redhand Santa

There is hope for Tyrone yet. If Armagh win on Wednesday they'll more than likely top their group after the big win today. So it won't be them Tyrone will be up against for second place.

ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Il Bomber Destro

The dream is still alive.