Confessions

[Yes I Would]

u dont sound too remorseful either you horny goat!!
Thou shalt not covet thou friends friend

[Niall Quinn]

Let me think - it's been a while:

Can I suggest yogurt?
No, a bit of oatmeal just Seamus.

[Chrisowc]

Creepy.

Yes we know you are, but if your not gonna contribute to the thread please refrain from posting your bile!

Says it all that you only appear to be offended by my 'bile'

Like i said please refrain from posting useless comments, every1 else is adding to the thread, you are taking away from it!

dont make me angry.

Ooh get you!

Is anger a sin?

[fred the red]

Creepy.

Yes we know you are, but if your not gonna contribute to the thread please refrain from posting your bile!

Says it all that you only appear to be offended by my 'bile'

Like i said please refrain from posting useless comments, every1 else is adding to the thread, you are taking away from it!

dont make me angry.

Ooh get you!

Is anger a sin?

Im not angered yet by you, just bemused as to why you would post such lame comments on a serious enough thread. 

[mannix]

I suppose you all believe in the tooth fairy and santa claus too?
Confessions? to who you are confessing?

[Chrisowc]

I suppose you all believe in the tooth fairy and santa claus too?
Confessions? to who you are confessing?

Careful Mannix.  This is a serious thread.

[ziggysego]

Chris, feel sorry for him. As a none believer he is condemned for eternity in limbo.

[Chrisowc]

Chris, feel sorry for him. As a none believer he is condemned for eternity in limbo.

I would rather be a non believer with 'your lot' than mine.  I'm going straight to hell for eternal damnation!

[Tubberman]

Confessions - don't know how anyone can believe that going into a dark box with a priest and telling him the bold things you've done can save your soul.......

[Chrisowc]

Confessions - don't know how anyone can believe that going into a dark box with a priest and telling him the bold things you've done can save your soul.......

Like I said.  Creepy.

[Farrandeelin]

'Oh Bless me Father for I have sinned,
She has big brown eyes and silky skin,
Oh Bless me Father I couldn't resist,
Father, you have no idea what you missed!'

Don't know the rest of the words to the Sawdoctors song but it's a good one.

On a more serious, there's a new general absolution in our diocese. It saves hassle of going into the Confessional boxes, but it's not recognised by the church and I can't remember when I was last at Confessions. It must be at least 3/4 years ago.

[ziggysego]

Confessions - don't know how anyone can believe that going into a dark box with a priest and telling him the bold things you've done can save your soul.......

Penance....

[Puckoon]

Confessions - terrible waste of time at best. Sure if god knows all, and forgives those who repent, whats the use of the medium of man (at least one of whom will be sitting back there pullin the wire while bernadette tells him of her bath time indiscretions)?

Im with Chris on this one.

[Hardy]

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I rode a girl from Duleek.
- Well, my son, anything's better than walking.

[gerry]

about 10 years