Let's all laugh at Totteringham

[Norf Tyrone]

Ramos has to go now. Team of decent players playing shite and with no discipline (2 penos and 2 red cards).

They're toothless up front as well, paying the price for being greedy b**tards holding out for as much as they could get for Berbatov, only for this to backfire on them because it left them no time to buy a decent replacement. Pavlychenko was a panic buy based on a couple of decent performances in the Euro championships, a competition of arguably lower standard than the Premier League.

Agree with some running through that. Deserve what they get for allowing themselves to be bullied by both Berba and United, and then to have the audacity to not pursue any charge aganist United. Funnilly enough Chelsea did not get that option in Colegate. However Chelsea are now enquiring to the FA regarding this ruling I believe.

[stiffler]

Next 7 fixtures for Spuds:





Thursday, 23 October 2008
UEFA Cup
Udinese v Tottenham, D, 18:10

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Sunday, 26 October 2008
Barclays Premier League
Tottenham v Bolton, 15:00

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Wednesday, 29 October 2008
Barclays Premier League
Arsenal v Tottenham, 20:00

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Saturday, 01 November 2008
Barclays Premier League
Tottenham v Liverpool, 17:30

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Thursday, 06 November 2008
UEFA Cup
Tottenham v Dinamo Zagreb, D, 20:00

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Sunday, 09 November 2008
Barclays Premier League
Man City v Tottenham, 15:00

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Wednesday, 12 November 2008
Carling Cup
Tottenham v Liverpool, R4, 19:45

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[ludermor]

Remind me again who the only London Premiership club to win a major trophy in 2008 is?

Wasps?

Missed this one previously... permission to steal and use! 

Permission granted

[spiritof91and94]

The defensive frailties were blatantly obvious during the second leg of the UEFA Cup tie against Seville last season when we conceded two silly goals that no competent Pub side would concede in the opening minutes and lost the tie and the trophy in the process.

7 months on and things are getting worse instead of better

Make that 19 months Tony.What price are your shares now?

[Will Hunting]

Can't believe they have Jermaine Jenas as captain... there's their first problem.

They have absolutely no steel in that midfield at all. Who's gonna dig them out when they go a goal down - Modric, Lennon, Jenas, Zokora??

You can blame the players to a point, but Spurs have bought in the wrong positions over the past number of seasons and now their frailties are finally being exposed.

[Owenmoresider]

 

Hard to know what to say, it's all one great mess at the moment. and you're right Will - Jenas should naver have been let near the captain's armband. Though King is the nominal captain, but he's only playing now and again. And short on strikers too, should have shifted Berbatov off quickly and done something useful with the fee rather than panic buys. hatever about Ramos, Comolli has to be got rid of without doubt.

[The Real Laoislad]

Richard Branson was asked to be Spurs new sponsor but he declined the offer. When asked why he said
"How could we possibly put VIRGIN on the Shirts of a team that get Fucked every week".

[The Real Laoislad]

Juande Ramos has been caught speeding doing 90mph in a 50mph zone, when the police asked why he did it, he simply replied

''I only wanted 3 points''

[The Real Laoislad]

A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.

"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.


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A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I don't know I only have him 3 years."

[Gnevin]

Don't know if this was posted before so don't kill me if it was

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/21/tottenham-hotspur-jokes

[EC Unique]

Whats the Difference between a triangle and Spurs?
A triangle has 3 points 

[The Gs Man]

Whats the Difference between a triangle and Spurs?
A triangle has 3 points 

the old ones are always the best.

[lurganblue]

dont know if this one has been posted before but it was on sickipedia today

The Robbie Keane Curse:

He left Wolves; they got relegated.
He left Coventry City; they got relegated.
*
He left Leeds United; they got relegated (twice).
He left Spurs; bottom of the table with 2 points from 8 games.

I can't wait until he leaves Liverpool.

*He left Inter; the Pope died.

[Bomber]

Why did Juande Ramos go to the fancy dress party dressed as a pumpkin?





He was hoping at midnight he would turn into a coach!!

[Bomber]

Why was White Harte Lane covered in sheets of A4 the other day?







Cos apparently Spurs are brilliant on paper!!