Man Utd Thread:

Started by full back, November 10, 2006, 08:13:49 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

trailer

Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

Lukaku the fat ****, bottom of the second page. If it was a race to the chip shop he wouldn't be that slow.

oakleaflad

Quote from: trailer on April 30, 2019, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

Lukaku the fat ****, bottom of the second page. If it was a race to the chip shop he wouldn't be that slow.
What are you filtering by to get Lukaku bottom of second page? Martial's running stats are much worse. Can't be bothered to work out averages but Fred looks to be running the most when he's played.

magpie seanie

Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

I'd love to see these for a bigger sample size. Are the Premier League stats available anywhere?

Boycey

A quick look at those stats suggest that Messi the useless fecker is the laziest  :D

Boycey

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3zmkVwud9ozOR6yMQEjDz1?si=DjFdgi2SSxqkV1U0ajv20Q

UWS podcast with Andy Mitten and Mark Ogden, a depressing listen for any United fan about the current state of our club. Worth a listen by Liverpool fans too as it compares your well run club with ours. 


HiMucker

Quote from: trailer on April 30, 2019, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

Lukaku the fat ****, bottom of the second page. If it was a race to the chip shop he wouldn't be that slow.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwipx977mfrhAhUN3uAKHdCADMAQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Farticle-6748441%2FHow-Manchester-Uniteds-Romelu-Lukaku-lose-muscle-not-strength.html&psig=AOvVaw34_b57cULqS4QoHCSoF0AL&ust=1556795669336387

Why this constant shite that he is fat? He has bulked up too much but he is clearly not fat!

magpie seanie

Quote from: Boycey on May 01, 2019, 12:03:12 PM
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3zmkVwud9ozOR6yMQEjDz1?si=DjFdgi2SSxqkV1U0ajv20Q

UWS podcast with Andy Mitten and Mark Ogden, a depressing listen for any United fan about the current state of our club. Worth a listen by Liverpool fans too as it compares your well run club with ours.

Listened to it myself this morning and was going to reference it. Pretty spot on.

Maroon Manc

Quote from: magpie seanie on April 30, 2019, 02:31:40 PM
Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

I'd love to see these for a bigger sample size. Are the Premier League stats available anywhere?

If so I've not seen them anywhere.


screenexile

Quote from: HiMucker on May 01, 2019, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: trailer on April 30, 2019, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

Lukaku the fat ****, bottom of the second page. If it was a race to the chip shop he wouldn't be that slow.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwipx977mfrhAhUN3uAKHdCADMAQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Farticle-6748441%2FHow-Manchester-Uniteds-Romelu-Lukaku-lose-muscle-not-strength.html&psig=AOvVaw34_b57cULqS4QoHCSoF0AL&ust=1556795669336387

Why this constant shite that he is fat? He has bulked up too much but he is clearly not fat!


Cunny Funt

Quote from: HiMucker on May 01, 2019, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: trailer on April 30, 2019, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

Lukaku the fat ****, bottom of the second page. If it was a race to the chip shop he wouldn't be that slow.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwipx977mfrhAhUN3uAKHdCADMAQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Farticle-6748441%2FHow-Manchester-Uniteds-Romelu-Lukaku-lose-muscle-not-strength.html&psig=AOvVaw34_b57cULqS4QoHCSoF0AL&ust=1556795669336387

Why this constant shite that he is fat? He has bulked up too much but he is clearly not fat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

HiMucker

Quote from: screenexile on May 01, 2019, 03:07:00 PM
Quote from: HiMucker on May 01, 2019, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: trailer on April 30, 2019, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Maroon Manc on April 30, 2019, 12:25:48 PM
A quick look here can see some of the problems United have in terms of fitness

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2019/statistics/round=2000980/players/index.html

Martial's & don't make for good reading when compared against players in similar positions. Pogba's probably not as bad although if their were stats for sprints he'd be near the bottom of it, does more strolling about the pitch than most.

Been told those running stats improved when Ole took over.

Lukaku the fat ****, bottom of the second page. If it was a race to the chip shop he wouldn't be that slow.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwipx977mfrhAhUN3uAKHdCADMAQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Farticle-6748441%2FHow-Manchester-Uniteds-Romelu-Lukaku-lose-muscle-not-strength.html&psig=AOvVaw34_b57cULqS4QoHCSoF0AL&ust=1556795669336387

Why this constant shite that he is fat? He has bulked up too much but he is clearly not fat!


;D. Look at the pic ffs. Hes in good shape. Soccer players just don't need that much muscle mass. The pic of Lukaku btw, not cartman  ;D

Tyrone95

Seen an interesting video today of Moyes revealing that he nearly had gareth bale signed and sealed with a helicopter waiting to go lift him, he said he had met tony kroos and had a verbal agreement to join united-moyes then sacked and this fell through. Fabregas too close to joining from Barca... How things could have been different.. or not :o

Maroon Manc

Quote from: Tyrone95 on May 02, 2019, 08:00:25 AM
Seen an interesting video today of Moyes revealing that he nearly had gareth bale signed and sealed with a helicopter waiting to go lift him, he said he had met tony kroos and had a verbal agreement to join united-moyes then sacked and this fell through. Fabregas too close to joining from Barca... How things could have been different.. or not :o

Bale always wanted to go to Real Madrid and United went after Fabregas after Barca had just sold Thiago to Bayern so that was never going to happen. It sounds like Kroos would have happened based on what the media say but LVG didn't want him, this is why its important that United appoint a director of football because Kroos was clearly a brilliant player who'd have made a huge difference.

BennyCake

Quote from: Tyrone95 on May 02, 2019, 08:00:25 AM
Seen an interesting video today of Moyes revealing that he nearly had gareth bale signed and sealed with a helicopter waiting to go lift him, he said he had met tony kroos and had a verbal agreement to join united-moyes then sacked and this fell through. Fabregas too close to joining from Barca... How things could have been different.. or not :o

Maybe Moyes is fishing for a job.

Always thought United should have went for Bale in 2011. Instead they bought Young. Another £10m would have got Bale at that stage. He was just starting to put in some great performances and knocking in plenty of goals.

Boycey

Will we manage to make a balls of it again today....